I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
The Central American economy … What Mexico?
The war on flies in Mexico: aka the Zap a Tsetse Rebellion.
Do robots like to eat Tech-mech food?
The possible end to NAFTA gives me tariffying nightmares.
Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.
What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
Where will Trump get his border fence? A: Walmart.
Mexican border wall? We taco fence to that.