Where will Trump get his border fence? A: Walmart.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The possible end to NAFTA gives me tariffying nightmares.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Mexican border wall? We taco fence to that.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Central American economy … What Mexico?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...RACE DON’T MATTER
Dear Pun Gents, I’m taking my cousin and good friend to complete their first 5k obstacle race called Rugged Maniac. We would like a funny and clever team name! If it helps, I’m Hawaiian, my cousin is Mexican, and my friend is Puerto Rican. (2 girls and 1 guy) ~Uilani, Fort Lauderdale, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Aloha Rangers
- 2 girls, 1 guy, 1 cup
- The Obstakillers
- HuLatinos
- Oahulatinos
- DRugged
- Race Don’t Matter
- Pacificcaribean
- Finish? Lyin’
- The Finnish Lions
- Two Islands and a Taco
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Say Hi to @Miyesh, of Mexico City, a multilingual punster who rocked the whiteboard all the way from Wanna what, Oh (Guanajuato), Mexico. Follow her on Twitter. Full Punshine Profile to come!
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The war on flies in Mexico: aka the Zap a Tsetse Rebellion.
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