Where will Trump get his border fence? A: Walmart.
I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
The possible end to NAFTA gives me tariffying nightmares.
Mexican border wall? We taco fence to that.
The Central American economy … What Mexico?
What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m taking my cousin and good friend to complete their first 5k obstacle race called Rugged Maniac. We would like a funny and clever team name! If it helps, I’m Hawaiian, my cousin is Mexican, and my friend is Puerto Rican. (2 girls and 1 guy) ~Uilani, Fort Lauderdale, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Aloha Rangers
- 2 girls, 1 guy, 1 cup
- The Obstakillers
- Race Don’t Matter
- Finish? Lyin’
- The Finnish Lions
- Two Islands and a Taco
The war on flies in Mexico: aka the Zap a Tsetse Rebellion.