If the US is but a shadow of its former self, does that make it A mere icon?
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...This is very disturbing and scandalous! I can’t believe the US is launching a trade whore with China.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Romney’s biggest scandal was when he denied all scandals, aka Mittigate.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Why did Obama need to go shopping for nylons?
Because – he lost the support of the hose.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.
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