Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.
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President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuingĀ an eggs-accretive order.
When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.
Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.
To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.
I ordered a small coke in Minnesota.
The Founding Fathers believed America was destined for greatness in fumigation. They termed it ‘Man o Pest Destiny‘

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