This is very disturbing and scandalous! I can’t believe the US is launching a trade whore with China.
President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
Romney’s biggest scandal was when he denied all scandals, aka Mittigate.
To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.
Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.
Why did Obama need to go shopping for nylons?
Because – he lost the support of the hose.
Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.
They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.