They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.
Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.
How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.
The Founding Fathers believed America was destined for greatness in fumigation. They termed it ‘Man o Pest Destiny‘
Abraham Linkedin was incredibly well-connected.
Obama is always put on a POTUSdal.
The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.
When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.
I ordered a small coke in Minnesota.