Romney’s biggest scandal was when he denied all scandals, aka Mittigate.
To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.
Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.
Why did Obama need to go shopping for nylons?
Because – he lost the support of the hose.
Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.
They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.
Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.
How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.