Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.
Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.
Why did Obama need to go shopping for nylons?
Because – he lost the support of the hose.
Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.
They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.
Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.
How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.
The Founding Fathers believed America was destined for greatness in fumigation. They termed it ‘Man o Pest Destiny‘
Abraham Linkedin was incredibly well-connected.