I ordered a small coke in Minnesota.
This is very disturbing and scandalous! I can’t believe the US is launching a trade whore with China.
Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.
Mexican border wall? We taco fence to that.
To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.
The Founding Fathers believed America was destined for greatness in fumigation. They termed it ‘Man o Pest Destiny‘