I ordered a small coke in Minnesota.
USA
The Founding Fathers believed America was destined for greatness in fumigation. They termed it ‘Man o Pest Destiny‘
Abe Lincoln’s famous speech to commemorate the opening of the first McDonald’s in 1863 was known as the Get-cheeseburger Address.
Obama is always put on a POTUSdal.
Why did Obama need to go shopping for nylons?
Because – he lost the support of the hose.
U.S. politics True or False: A Harry Reid is worse than a relentless Boehner.
Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.
Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.
Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.