Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.
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Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.
Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.
If the US is but a shadow of its former self, does that make it A mere icon?
This is very disturbing and scandalous! I can’t believe the US is launching a trade whore with China.
President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
Romney’s biggest scandal was when he denied all scandals, aka Mittigate.
To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.