Abraham Linkedin was incredibly well-connected.
Obama is always put on a POTUSdal.
The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.
When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.
I ordered a small coke in Minnesota.
This is very disturbing and scandalous! I can’t believe the US is launching a trade whore with China.
Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.
Mexican border wall? We taco fence to that.
To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.