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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘USA’:

07/27/17

How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.

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05/30/17

Mexican border wall? We taco fence to that.

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04/30/17

To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.

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04/12/17

Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.

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02/26/17

How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.

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12/14/16

The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.

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10/02/16

The Founding Fathers believed America was destined for greatness in fumigation. They termed it ‘Man o Pest Destiny

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09/17/16

Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.

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09/16/16

Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.

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01/15/15

If the US is but a shadow of its former self, does that make it A mere icon?

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