Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.
Mexican border wall? We taco fence to that.
To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.
The Founding Fathers believed America was destined for greatness in fumigation. They termed it ‘Man o Pest Destiny‘
Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.
Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.