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Puns tagged ‘USA’:

10/02/16

The Founding Fathers believed America was destined for greatness in fumigation. They termed it ‘Man o Pest Destiny

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09/17/16

Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.

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09/16/16

Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.

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01/15/15

If the US is but a shadow of its former self, does that make it A mere icon?

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12/11/14

Abraham Linkedin was incredibly well-connected.

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08/26/14

Abe Lincoln’s famous speech to commemorate the opening of the first McDonald’s in 1863 was known as the Get-cheeseburger Address.

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01/29/14

Obama is always put on a POTUSdal.

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11/10/13

President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.

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07/12/13

I ordered a small coke in Minnesota.

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01/22/13

U.S. politics True or False: A Harry Reid is worse than a relentless Boehner.

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