Puns tagged ‘USA’:
07/27/17
How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/30/17
Mexican border wall? We taco fence to that.  (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/30/17
To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany. (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/12/17
Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/26/17
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/14/16
The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS. (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/02/16
The Founding Fathers believed America was destined for greatness in fumigation. They termed it ‘Man o Pest Destiny‘ (Rate This Pun) Loading ...09/17/16
Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/16/16
Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.  (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...01/15/15
If the US is but a shadow of its former self, does that make it A mere icon? (Rate This Pun) Loading ... |
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