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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘donald trump’:

07/27/17

How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.

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02/26/17

How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.

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02/23/17

As a serial divorcé, Donald Trump truly represents the marry again people.

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09/17/16

Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.

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09/16/16

Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.

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