Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
As a serial divorcé, Donald Trump truly represents the marry again people.
Which politician claimed he could spin gold out of nothing, and got upset when reporters called him names?
Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.
Trump’s unpredictable behaviour is his POTUS Operandi.
Trump threatened to divorce Melania, claiming he wants to raise the US ex change rate.
How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.
Trump is building a wall to keep out migrating birds, especially the unduckumented.
If Trump fires his vice president, it could be ex Pence ive.