Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.
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Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
As a serial divorcé, Donald Trump truly represents the marry again people.
Which politician claimed he could spin gold out of nothing, and got upset when reporters called him names?
A: Trumpelstiltskin.
Trump’s unpredictable behaviour is his POTUS Operandi.
Trump threatened to divorce Melania, claiming he wants to raise the US ex change rate.
How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.
Trump is building a wall to keep out migrating birds, especially the unduckumented.
If Trump fires his vice president, it could be ex Pence ive.