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Puns tagged ‘donald trump’:

02/26/17

How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.

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02/23/17

As a serial divorcé, Donald Trump truly represents the marry again people.

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09/17/16

Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.

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09/16/16

Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.

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