Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.
How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.
Trump is building a wall to keep out migrating birds, especially the unduckumented.
Trump threatened to divorce Melania, claiming he wants to raise the US ex change rate.
Trump’s unpredictable behaviour is his POTUS Operandi.
If Trump fires his vice president, it could be ex Pence ive.
Which politician claimed he could spin gold out of nothing, and got upset when reporters called him names?
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
As a serial divorcé, Donald Trump truly represents the marry again people.
Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.