How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
As a serial divorcé, Donald Trump truly represents the marry again people.
Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.
Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.