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Puns tagged ‘aliens’:

11/14/15

When I got home from work E.T. was sitting on my roof. I called around for an answer — my lawyer found that someone had put alien on my property.

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09/13/15

I was reluctant to command a regiment of stinky aliens, but I’d already been given my Martian odours.

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03/06/15

Dogs are aliens. What kind? Pawed people.

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06/20/12

I was commanded to attend a top secret military party at Area 51. When I got there I received my Martian hors d’oeuvres.

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01/23/12

Pastry chefs in Roswell are known for their bake-an-alien delights

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