So annoying! A UFO came and put a lien on my house.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I was commanded to attend a top secret military party at Area 51. When I got there I received my Martian hors d’oeuvres.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I was reluctant to command a regiment of stinky aliens, but I’d already been given my Martian odours.
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t get the point of aliens. I just look at them and ask ‘Whatta UFO?’
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When I got home from work E.T. was sitting on my roof. I called around for an answer — my lawyer found that someone had put alien on my property.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.
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