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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘aliens’:

07/27/17

How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.

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01/01/17

I don’t get the point of aliens. I just look at them and ask ‘Whatta UFO?’

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12/17/16

So annoying! A UFO came and put a lien on my house.

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11/14/15

When I got home from work E.T. was sitting on my roof. I called around for an answer — my lawyer found that someone had put alien on my property.

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09/13/15

I was reluctant to command a regiment of stinky aliens, but I’d already been given my Martian odours.

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03/06/15

Dogs are aliens. What kind? Pawed people.

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06/20/12

I was commanded to attend a top secret military party at Area 51. When I got there I received my Martian hors d’oeuvres.

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01/23/12

Pastry chefs in Roswell are known for their bake-an-alien delights

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