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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘mars’:

04/11/15

The suggestion of a manned mission to Mars is rather crewed.

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07/23/12

Which species put a cartoon dog into space? The Mars Snoopyals.

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06/20/12

I was commanded to attend a top secret military party at Area 51. When I got there I received my Martian hors d’oeuvres.

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