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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘smells’:

12/06/16

I have a new nose. That’s sniffty.

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11/20/16

Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.

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09/13/15

I was reluctant to command a regiment of stinky aliens, but I’d already been given my Martian odours.

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06/15/14

People with stinky feet are scent toe hell.

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06/22/13

The most musical farts of the 20th century were from the Big Bang era. In fact, they were jazz-men scented.

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