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Puns tagged ‘jazz’:

08/16/13

I gave up my jazz career to marry a cosmetic surgeon. Now I play the sacks o fun.

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06/22/13

The most musical farts of the 20th century were from the Big Bang era. In fact, they were jazz-men scented.

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03/09/11

MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT

Dear Pun Gents, I want to ask my guy friend to the prom as friends. We are both really into jazz music; I play trombone and he plays bass. I need a jazz/music pun for asking him to prom. ~Keri, Charlottetown, PEI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Sorry, I can’t promise you sax.
  2. Keep me accompaniment?
  3. Come to the prom, but leave your boner at home.
  4. I wanted to jazz you a question…
  5. What time? Get me at 8/16
  6. This is not the night to be a Monk
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