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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘jazz’:

08/16/13

I gave up my jazz career to marry a cosmetic surgeon. Now I play the sacks o fun.

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06/22/13

The most musical farts of the 20th century were from the Big Bang era. In fact, they were jazz-men scented.

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03/09/11

MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT

Dear Pun Gents, I want to ask my guy friend to the prom as friends. We are both really into jazz music; I play trombone and he plays bass. I need a jazz/music pun for asking him to prom. ~Keri, Charlottetown, PEI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Sorry, I can’t promise you sax.
  2. Keep me accompaniment?
  3. Come to the prom, but leave your boner at home.
  4. I wanted to jazz you a question…
  5. What time? Get me at 8/16
  6. This is not the night to be a Monk
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