I gave up my jazz career to marry a cosmetic surgeon. Now I play the sacks o fun.
The most musical farts of the 20th century were from the Big Bang era. In fact, they were jazz-men scented.
Dear Pun Gents, I want to ask my guy friend to the prom as friends. We are both really into jazz music; I play trombone and he plays bass. I need a jazz/music pun for asking him to prom. ~Keri, Charlottetown, PEI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Sorry, I can’t promise you sax.
- Keep me accompaniment?
- Come to the prom, but leave your boner at home.
- I wanted to jazz you a question…
- What time? Get me at 8/16
- This is not the night to be a Monk