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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘prom’:

03/21/11

I DIG YOU

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to ask a girl to prom. She plays volleyball, so it can be related to that. ~Josh, San José, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Just don’t spike my drink, ok?
  2. Haven’t I seen you on the net?
  3. You look smashing.
  4. Say no, and I’ll ball.
  5. I’ve also been around the block
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03/09/11

MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT

Dear Pun Gents, I want to ask my guy friend to the prom as friends. We are both really into jazz music; I play trombone and he plays bass. I need a jazz/music pun for asking him to prom. ~Keri, Charlottetown, PEI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Sorry, I can’t promise you sax.
  2. Keep me accompaniment?
  3. Come to the prom, but leave your boner at home.
  4. I wanted to jazz you a question…
  5. What time? Get me at 8/16
  6. This is not the night to be a Monk
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