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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘high school’:

10/14/17

When all the students in my school got up and sang – things got really a Glee in a hurry.

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03/31/11

GET MUGGED

Dear Pun Gents, our high-school environmental club is selling coffee mugs and travel mugs to raise money. We need an environment-related and drink-related pun to put on the mugs! ~Vivian, Vancouver, BC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Save the rainforests. Drink Java.
  2. I’m in-disposed
  3. Ever bean enviro-friendly?
  4. No more paper view.
  5. Wasting paper cups is high tree sin.
  6. Save the planet. Get mugged.
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03/21/11

I DIG YOU

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to ask a girl to prom. She plays volleyball, so it can be related to that. ~Josh, San José, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Just don’t spike my drink, ok?
  2. Haven’t I seen you on the net?
  3. You look smashing.
  4. Say no, and I’ll ball.
  5. I’ve also been around the block
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03/21/11

NO CHORUS HUMOR, PLEASE

Dear Pun Gents, my choir is getting t-shirts and I need a good pun to adorn them (high school-appropriate, please) ~Jac, Bay City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. I’m Choired Right Now
  2. Come to Sing Sing
  3. No Harmony Done
  4. Duet, Where my Harmony?
  5. And I Love Hymn
  6. Do You  Watch the Sopranos?
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03/21/11

SOWING YE’R WILD QUOTES

Dear Pun Gents, we are selling a 2011 Yearbook for Glenridge Middle School. Something catchy and fresh! Please and thank you. ~Irma, Winter Park, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Haven’t you heard? The Earbook > Facebook.
  2. Ridge for the Stars
  3. Yearbook: That’s what’s school.
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03/09/11

MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT

Dear Pun Gents, I want to ask my guy friend to the prom as friends. We are both really into jazz music; I play trombone and he plays bass. I need a jazz/music pun for asking him to prom. ~Keri, Charlottetown, PEI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Sorry, I can’t promise you sax.
  2. Keep me accompaniment?
  3. Come to the prom, but leave your boner at home.
  4. I wanted to jazz you a question…
  5. What time? Get me at 8/16
  6. This is not the night to be a Monk
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