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QUEENS OF THE COSMO’S

Dear Pun Gents, we’re a group of nine women who love to drink are headed to Las Vegas for the half-marathon the first week of December 2011.  We need a clever name for our team shirts.  Please help!  ~Katharine, San Antonio, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Martini Boppers
  2. A Stirred in the Hand
  3. 13-Miley Cyruses
  4. 13 Miles, 26 Oz
  5. Mango Lasses
  6. Queens of the Cosmo’s
  7. Boozundeit
  8. Laps and Relapse
  9. Kahlualass
  10. Tequila Stocking Birds
  11. Running on Empties
  12. Raising the Bartender
  13. Talk the Detox
  14. Tavern and Shirleys
  15. Beers are not Enough
  16. Desert Heat
  17. Jet Legged
  18. Stride Me
  19. The Vodkouple (if there were two of you)
  20. Distill my Heart
  21. PS thanks for the donation!
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WET T-SHIRT CONTEST (request w/ donation)

Dear Pun Gents, I am participating in a breast cancer walk—60 miles in 3 days. I held a fundraiser at my hospital with a dunking booth where we dunked physicians and administrators. Repeating at another location…would like to sell t-shirts at this event.  Can you help me think of a slogan for the front of the shirt? ~Margaret, Richmond, VA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Dunking Boob
  2. Dunkin Doctors – let’s see your DDs for charity
  3. Dry out in the dunk tank?
  4. Breast Cancer Walk – on Water
  5. MD your pockets for a good cause.
  6. It’s Wetting Season
  7. Soak and Water
  8. I Make Doctors Moist
  9. When I hit your target, you get wet
  10. Dunkaschen! (for the donation too)
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NO CHORUS HUMOR, PLEASE

Dear Pun Gents, my choir is getting t-shirts and I need a good pun to adorn them (high school-appropriate, please) ~Jac, Bay City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. I’m Choired Right Now
  2. Come to Sing Sing
  3. No Harmony Done
  4. Duet, Where my Harmony?
  5. And I Love Hymn
  6. Do You  Watch the Sopranos?
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