What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
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Dear Pun Gents,
we need pain medicine puns for a 5k. We are a team of emergency room staff. Our team name is the “painkillers” and we need individual names for shirts. ~Katie, Centreville, VA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Aspirin’ Runner (aspiring)
- Anal Geezer (analgesia)
- Nocicery Evil (nociception)
- Pain My Dues
- Pain it Forward
- Paindemonium
- The Advillain
- The Big Hurt
- Ow! Capone
- MethaDon Corleone
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The Great Codeini [Houdini]
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CelebrexStreet Boys
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Darva
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Ty Leno [Jay Leno?]
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ASAtronaut
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The Aceto Men
[General ER names]
- Public Anemia
- Kool CAT
- Electro Cardio Grandma
- Where’s WalDOA
- Done Like DNR
- Auntie EMs
- Pepe Dural
- First Degree Bernie
- Hemmor Reggie
- Poison IVey
- Meddy Vedder
- The Virgin MRI
- ODie
- Perry Cardial
- Sally Saline
- Shockille O’Neal
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Dear Pun Gents, need a team name for Las Vegas Sinners and Saints Half Marathon. Team consists of men and women, all from same church of different ages and jobs, all from Menifee California. ~Jerhi, Menifee, CA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Heavin’ on Earth
- Save our Soles
- Paradise is Sweat
- Carry the Cross Trainers
- Running for Awfuls
- Women and Menifee Taste
- Saints and Sprinters
- The Evil Kneevils
- Book of Legsodus
- Halfway to Hell
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Dear Pun Gents, my husband and two sons are entering a 5k called Color me Rad. The oldest boy is 14 and the younger one is 11. It’s the first marathon for each of them, including my husband. We need your help with a clever team name! ~Adele, Prince Albert, SK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Radiators
- Surround Sneakers
- The Run of the Litter
- Express Male
- I Would Run 5000 Metres
- A Legged Incompetence
- The Finnish Lions
- Two teen our own horns
- Two Sons in Arizona
- The Feeting of the 5000
- Trio Huggers
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Dear Pun Gents,
My work team needs a clever name for a marathon. We do pre-employment screening tests, e.g. drug tests, breath-alcohol tests, physicals, etc. Nothing too vulgar because we are representing our company, but clever and funny would be suitable. Please help!
~Sarah, Edmonton, AB
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Testy Feelings
- Tempest in a Pee Cup
- Running some Tests
- Urining for Victory
- The out of breathalyzers
- Big Screen Thrillers
- The Hired Stuff
- Who Let the Drugs Out
- Physical Labour
- HRmy
- Run to the Bathroom
- Vial Behaviour
- No Test for the Wicked
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Dear Pun Gents, we need a fun team name for our five-person relay team for the God’s Country Marathon. We would like it to include something about our fund-raising efforts for a new town library. Thanks for your help! ~Nicole, Coudersport, PA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Shelf Service
- Stacks of Cash
- Running for Covers
- Spineless Runners
- 26 Smiles
- Shelfish
- Run on the Banks
- Take the Money and Run
- Bookie’s Bet
- Fund Intended
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Dear Pun Gents, some friends and I participate in running and tri events together and need a kickass team name. We are all very different people, but we like to be silly, have fun, drink, joke, and laugh together. We’re from Baton Rouge, LA, and we’re a melting pot of bartenders, waitresses, hair stylists, nursing student, vocal artists and a painter. ~Liz, Baton Rouge, LA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Rouge the Day
- Mixed Results
- Service Sector
- Tri Hard
- A Legged Criminals
- Pass the Baton
- The Running Jokes
- Baton the Hatches
- Sprint Chickens
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Dear Pun Gents: The JDRF (Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation) is starting a running club to train and do some races, with a marathon at the end of the season. We’re looking for a name. Some words to spark your sass: insulin, pancreas, glucose, islet cells. ~Sarah, Excelsior, MN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- [Running with] Extreme Insulins
- We didn’t just bond: We Glucose
- Banting and Panting
- You Sugar Me All Night Long
- No Man Is An Islet
- Tryabetes [or Tri-abetes for Triathlon]
- Pancreassassins
- Don’t Believe the Type
- Diabeat You Up
- Do or Diabetes
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Dear PunGents, we are a couple running a half-marathon as a relay team. She is from the midwest and he is from the deep south. We need a name. ~Karen
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Relayted Couple
- The Half-Married Thongs
- The Long Distance Relationship
- Going the Distance
- Half the Marathon I Used to Be
- The Running Jokes
- Carnal Relay Shins
- Across Country Team
- Bless Us, for we have Shinned
- The Better Halfs
- You Shoe Me All Night Long
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Dear Pun Gents, we are HR employees in a healthcare organization forming a team for a 100-mile fitness challenge. There are going to be other teams from other departments, so we need something catchy to identify us as HR. ~Lisa, Richmond
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- HRotica
- HRmes (Greek God)
- HRmy of Darkness
- March into Health
- Take it Personnelly
- 100-Mile Riot
- Friends with Benefit Plans
- 100 Miles/HR
- Personnel trainers
- We had the runs for a century
- The Hired Guns
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