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07/16/13

PAIN IT FORWARD
Dear Pun Gents,
we need pain medicine puns for a 5k. We are a team of emergency room staff. Our team name is the “painkillers” and we need individual names for shirts. ~Katie, Centreville, VA
 
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Aspirin’ Runner (aspiring)
  2. Anal Geezer (analgesia)
  3. Nocicery Evil (nociception)
  4. Pain My Dues
  5. Pain it Forward
  6. Paindemonium
  7. The Advillain
  8. The Big Hurt
  9. Ow! Capone
  10. MethaDon Corleone
  11. The Great Codeini [Houdini]
  12. CelebrexStreet Boys
  13. Darva
  14. Ty Leno [Jay Leno?]
  15. ASAtronaut
  16. The Aceto Men

    [General ER names]

  17. Public Anemia
  18. Kool CAT
  19. Electro Cardio Grandma
  20. Where’s WalDOA
  21. Done Like DNR
  22. Auntie EMs
  23. Pepe Dural
  24. First Degree Bernie
  25. Hemmor Reggie
  26. Poison IVey
  27. Meddy Vedder
  28. The Virgin MRI
  29. ODie
  30. Perry Cardial
  31. Sally Saline
  32. Shockille O’Neal
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06/08/13

SAVE OUR SOLES
Dear Pun Gents, need a team name for Las Vegas Sinners and Saints Half Marathon. Team consists of men and women, all from same church of different ages and jobs, all from Menifee California. ~Jerhi, Menifee, CA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Heavin’ on Earth
  2. Save our Soles
  3. Paradise is Sweat
  4. Carry the Cross Trainers
  5. Running for Awfuls
  6. Women and Menifee Taste
  7. Saints and Sprinters
  8. The Evil Kneevils
  9. Book of Legsodus
  10. Halfway to Hell
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05/08/13

THE FINNISH LIONS
Dear Pun Gents, my husband and two sons are entering a 5k called Color me Rad. The oldest boy is 14 and the younger one is 11. It’s the first marathon for each of them, including my husband. We need your help with a clever team name! ~Adele, Prince Albert, SK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Radiators
  2. Surround Sneakers
  3. The Run of the Litter
  4. Express Male
  5. I Would Run 5000 Metres
  6. A Legged Incompetence
  7. The Finnish Lions
  8. Two teen our own horns
  9. Two Sons in Arizona
  10. The Feeting of the 5000
  11. Trio Huggers
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04/06/13

TEMPEST IN A PEE CUP

Dear Pun Gents,
My work team needs a clever name for a marathon. We do pre-employment screening tests, e.g. drug tests, breath-alcohol tests, physicals, etc. Nothing too vulgar because we are representing our company, but clever and funny would be suitable. Please help!
~Sarah, Edmonton, AB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Testy Feelings
  2. Tempest in a Pee Cup
  3. Running some Tests
  4. Urining for Victory
  5. The out of breathalyzers
  6. Big Screen Thrillers
  7. The Hired Stuff
  8. Who Let the Drugs Out
  9. Physical Labour
  10. HRmy
  11. Run to the Bathroom
  12. Vial Behaviour
  13. No Test for the Wicked
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03/28/13

RUNNING FOR COVERS

Dear Pun Gents, we need a fun team name for our five-person relay team for the God’s Country Marathon. We would like it to include something about our fund-raising efforts for a new town library. Thanks for your help! ~Nicole, Coudersport, PA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Shelf Service
  2. Stacks of Cash
  3. Running for Covers
  4. Spineless Runners
  5. 26 Smiles
  6. Shelfish
  7. Run on the Banks
  8. Take the Money and Run
  9. Bookie’s Bet
  10. Fund Intended
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03/05/13

SPRINT CHICKENS

Dear Pun Gents, some friends and I participate in running and tri events together and need a kickass team name. We are all very different people, but we like to be silly, have fun, drink, joke, and laugh together. We’re from Baton Rouge, LA, and we’re a melting pot of bartenders, waitresses, hair stylists, nursing student, vocal artists and a painter. ~Liz, Baton Rouge, LA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rouge the Day
  2. Mixed Results
  3. Service Sector
  4. Tri Hard
  5. A Legged Criminals
  6. Pass the Baton
  7. The Running Jokes
  8. Baton the Hatches
  9. Sprint Chickens
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02/05/13

EXTREME INSULINS

Dear Pun Gents: The JDRF (Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation) is starting a running club to train and do some races, with a marathon at the end of the season. We’re looking for a name. Some words to spark your sass: insulin, pancreas, glucose, islet cells. ~Sarah, Excelsior, MN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. [Running with] Extreme Insulins
  2. We didn’t just bond: We Glucose
  3. Banting and Panting
  4. You Sugar Me All Night Long
  5. No Man Is An Islet
  6. Tryabetes [or Tri-abetes for Triathlon]
  7. Pancreassassins
  8. Don’t Believe the Type
  9. Diabeat You Up
  10. Do or Diabetes
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01/14/13

THE RUNNING JOKES

Dear PunGents, we are a couple running a half-marathon as a relay team. She is from the midwest and he is from the deep south. We need a name. ~Karen

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Relayted Couple
  2. The Half-Married Thongs
  3. The Long Distance Relationship
  4. Going the Distance
  5. Half the Marathon I Used to Be
  6. The Running Jokes
  7. Carnal Relay Shins
  8. Across Country Team
  9. Bless Us, for we have Shinned
  10. The Better Halfs
  11. You Shoe Me All Night Long
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01/09/13

HRmy of DARKNESS

Dear Pun Gents, we are HR employees in a healthcare organization forming a team for a 100-mile fitness challenge. There are going to be other teams from other departments, so we need something catchy to identify us as HR. ~Lisa, Richmond

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. HRotica
  2. HRmes (Greek God)
  3. HRmy of Darkness
  4. March into Health
  5. Take it Personnelly
  6. 100-Mile Riot
  7. Friends with Benefit Plans
  8. 100 Miles/HR
  9. Personnel trainers
  10. We had the runs for a century
  11. The Hired Guns
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08/28/12

RENO-OVATION

Dear Pun Gents, I and 11 of my friends are running in a 178-mile relay race, the Reno Tahoe Odyssey. Most of us are structural engineers with a few other professions thrown in the mix (accountant, physical therapist, server etc). We ran this race last year under the name “Team Honey Badger: because we don’t give a sh!t.” however that name must go. We enjoy drinking, having a good time and running of course. Also, this year we have an international teammate coming in from New Zealand.  ~Matthew, Nevada

AS THE PUN GENTS

  1. Reno-Ovation
  2. Odyssissies
  3. Smilers
  4. Destructuralists
  5. Busting out of the Joints
  6. Knee Joint Venture
  7. Runnilingus
  8. Tahosana
  9. Kiwi to Win
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