5k

PAIN IT FORWARD

Dear Pun Gents,
we need pain medicine puns for a 5k. We are a team of emergency room staff. Our team name is the “painkillers” and we need individual names for shirts. ~Katie, Centreville, VA
 
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Aspirin’ Runner (aspiring)
  2. Anal Geezer (analgesia)
  3. Nocicery Evil (nociception)
  4. Pain My Dues
  5. Pain it Forward
  6. Paindemonium
  7. The Advillain
  8. The Big Hurt
  9. Ow! Capone
  10. MethaDon Corleone
  11. The Great Codeini [Houdini]
  12. CelebrexStreet Boys
  13. Darva
  14. Ty Leno [Jay Leno?]
  15. ASAtronaut
  16. The Aceto Men

    [General ER names]

  17. Public Anemia
  18. Kool CAT
  19. Electro Cardio Grandma
  20. Where’s WalDOA
  21. Done Like DNR
  22. Auntie EMs
  23. Pepe Dural
  24. First Degree Bernie
  25. Hemmor Reggie
  26. Poison IVey
  27. Meddy Vedder
  28. The Virgin MRI
  29. ODie
  30. Perry Cardial
  31. Sally Saline
  32. Shockille O’Neal
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THE FINNISH LIONS

Dear Pun Gents, my husband and two sons are entering a 5k called Color me Rad. The oldest boy is 14 and the younger one is 11. It’s the first marathon for each of them, including my husband. We need your help with a clever team name! ~Adele, Prince Albert, SK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Radiators
  2. Surround Sneakers
  3. The Run of the Litter
  4. Express Male
  5. I Would Run 5000 Metres
  6. A Legged Incompetence
  7. The Finnish Lions
  8. Two teen our own horns
  9. Two Sons in Arizona
  10. The Feeting of the 5000
  11. Trio Huggers
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LEX AND THE CITY

Dear Pun Gents, we have a team of 1 guy and 3 girls in the Lexington 5K Urbanathlon. Need something clever and funny – know you can help! ~Nick, Lexington, SC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Lex and the City
  2. One Nick, Three Chicks, Five Clicks
  3. Run D-SC
  4. Roger Urbanister [Roger Bannister = 1st man to run a 4-minute mile]
  5. Obstacular Spectacular
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WHAT, ME WARRIOR?

Dear Pun Gents, my friends and I from work are doing a 5k.  Along with the running there are “obstacles from hell.”  It is called the warrior dash. ~Tara, Lufkin, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Dash 5
  2. Obsteamious
  3. Obstacular
  4. What, Me Warrior?
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WE MAKE PUNS ON COMMANDO

Dear Pun Gents, we have a group of 10 girls running a 5K race that has different obstacles and free beer at the end, and we’d love your help with our team name. The event is called Go Commando 5K. ~Laura, St. Paul, MN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The 10 Commandoments
  2. Girls Run Wild
  3. Shoed to Kill
  4. The Obstacle Chorus
  5. Commando 5k – The Free Beards for Free Beer
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