Do you have a sore back? You are acting rather disc hurteous.
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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you can drink away your hurts, it must have been champagne.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...To make crucifixion victims suffer, they nailed them die agonyly.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I got into a yo-yo accident and now I’m in a whirled of hurt.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I was kicked out of the Glass Eating Society. The entire next day was filled with ex-crew, shitting pane.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The worst way to be crucified? Die agonyly.
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you laid out all the painkillers in one big field, it would take up many achers of space.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...A flightless bird never has soar wings.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I can guarantee you won’t feel any pain, in “no one’s hurtin” terms.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...PAIN IT FORWARD
Dear Pun Gents,
we need pain medicine puns for a 5k. We are a team of emergency room staff. Our team name is the “painkillers” and we need individual names for shirts. ~Katie, Centreville, VA
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AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Aspirin’ Runner (aspiring)
- Anal Geezer (analgesia)
- Nocicery Evil (nociception)
- Pain My Dues
- Pain it Forward
- Paindemonium
- The Advillain
- The Big Hurt
- Ow! Capone
- MethaDon Corleone
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The Great Codeini [Houdini]
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CelebrexStreet Boys
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Darva
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Ty Leno [Jay Leno?]
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ASAtronaut
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The Aceto Men
[General ER names]
- Public Anemia
- Kool CAT
- Electro Cardio Grandma
- Where’s WalDOA
- Done Like DNR
- Auntie EMs
- Pepe Dural
- First Degree Bernie
- Hemmor Reggie
- Poison IVey
- Meddy Vedder
- The Virgin MRI
- ODie
- Perry Cardial
- Sally Saline
- Shockille O’Neal
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