Do you have a sore back? You are acting rather disc hurteous.
pain
If you can drink away your hurts, it must have been champagne.
To make crucifixion victims suffer, they nailed them die agonyly.
I got into a yo-yo accident and now I’m in a whirled of hurt.
I was kicked out of the Glass Eating Society. The entire next day was filled with ex-crew, shitting pane.
The worst way to be crucified? Die agonyly.
If you laid out all the painkillers in one big field, it would take up many achers of space.
A flightless bird never has soar wings.
I can guarantee you won’t feel any pain, in “no one’s hurtin” terms.
PAIN IT FORWARD
Dear Pun Gents,
we need pain medicine puns for a 5k. We are a team of emergency room staff. Our team name is the “painkillers” and we need individual names for shirts. ~Katie, Centreville, VA
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AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Aspirin’ Runner (aspiring)
- Anal Geezer (analgesia)
- Nocicery Evil (nociception)
- Pain My Dues
- Pain it Forward
- Paindemonium
- The Advillain
- The Big Hurt
- Ow! Capone
- MethaDon Corleone
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The Great Codeini [Houdini]
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CelebrexStreet Boys
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Darva
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Ty Leno [Jay Leno?]
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ASAtronaut
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The Aceto Men
[General ER names]
- Public Anemia
- Kool CAT
- Electro Cardio Grandma
- Where’s WalDOA
- Done Like DNR
- Auntie EMs
- Pepe Dural
- First Degree Bernie
- Hemmor Reggie
- Poison IVey
- Meddy Vedder
- The Virgin MRI
- ODie
- Perry Cardial
- Sally Saline
- Shockille O’Neal