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Puns tagged ‘pain’:

09/03/15

A flightless bird never has soar wings.

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06/04/15

If you laid out all the painkillers in one big field, it would take up many achers of space.

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12/28/14

Do you have a sore back? You are acting rather disc hurteous.

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06/22/14

To make crucifixion victims suffer, they nailed them die agonyly.

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05/10/14

I got into a yo-yo accident and now I’m in a whirled of hurt.

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02/11/14

If you can drink away your hurts, it must have been champagne.

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07/16/13

PAIN IT FORWARD
Dear Pun Gents,
we need pain medicine puns for a 5k. We are a team of emergency room staff. Our team name is the “painkillers” and we need individual names for shirts. ~Katie, Centreville, VA
 
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Aspirin’ Runner (aspiring)
  2. Anal Geezer (analgesia)
  3. Nocicery Evil (nociception)
  4. Pain My Dues
  5. Pain it Forward
  6. Paindemonium
  7. The Advillain
  8. The Big Hurt
  9. Ow! Capone
  10. MethaDon Corleone
  11. The Great Codeini [Houdini]
  12. CelebrexStreet Boys
  13. Darva
  14. Ty Leno [Jay Leno?]
  15. ASAtronaut
  16. The Aceto Men

    [General ER names]

  17. Public Anemia
  18. Kool CAT
  19. Electro Cardio Grandma
  20. Where’s WalDOA
  21. Done Like DNR
  22. Auntie EMs
  23. Pepe Dural
  24. First Degree Bernie
  25. Hemmor Reggie
  26. Poison IVey
  27. Meddy Vedder
  28. The Virgin MRI
  29. ODie
  30. Perry Cardial
  31. Sally Saline
  32. Shockille O’Neal
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01/30/12

I was kicked out of the Glass Eating Society. The entire next day was filled with ex-crew, shitting pane.

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