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My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

To make crucifixion victims suffer, they nailed them die agonyly.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

Forced against your will to eat frozen water? You’ve suffered a great ingest ice.

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Lighting a lantern is pure torcher.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.

(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)

The professional torturer had to hire a bookkeeper who understood a cruel accounting.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

The server at the restaurant told such awful jokes, it was torture. I wanted him charged with waiterboreding

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

The hardest working torturers take advantage of frequent flayer points.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)