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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘torture’:

12/26/16

Lighting a lantern is pure torcher.

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11/16/16

The server at the restaurant told such awful jokes, it was torture. I wanted him charged with waiterboreding

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06/22/14

To make crucifixion victims suffer, they nailed them die agonyly.

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05/14/11

The hardest working torturers take advantage of frequent flayer points.

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