Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”
Does the Michelin Man get dressed in evening a tire?
Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
The first sewing machine was made possible by a power serge.
Dicaprio looks stupid in Leotards.
The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.
Don’t borrow a friend’s pants, even if you have diarrhea. You need to shart your own cords.
In the Middle Ages there weren’t many transvestites. But there were knights who wore changemale.
I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”