I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Dicaprio looks stupid in Leotards.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Does the Michelin Man get dressed in evening a tire?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Clothes you can’t take off aka linger-y.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Don Draper laid out his clothes every morning.
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