A chivalrous knight wears nice clothes: Mine is a suede of armoir.
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Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”
Don’t borrow a friend’s pants, even if you have diarrhea. You need to shart your own cords.
In the Middle Ages there weren’t many transvestites. But there were knights who wore changemale.
Does the Michelin Man get dressed in evening a tire?
When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.
If you want me to put on clothes, just tell me wear.
Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.
Clothes you can’t take off aka linger-y.

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