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Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.

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Does the Michelin Man get dressed in evening a tire?

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The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.

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When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.

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Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.

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Clothes you can’t take off aka linger-y.

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If you want me to put on clothes, just tell me wear.

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Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.

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Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.

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In the Middle Ages there weren’t many transvestites. But there were knights who wore changemale.

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