Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.
Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.
Dicaprio looks stupid in Leotards.
Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.
Does the Michelin Man get dressed in evening a tire?
Clothes you can’t take off aka linger-y.
Don Draper laid out his clothes every morning.
The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.