Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.
Does the Michelin Man get dressed in evening a tire?
The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.
When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.
Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.
Clothes you can’t take off aka linger-y.
If you want me to put on clothes, just tell me wear.
Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.
Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.
In the Middle Ages there weren’t many transvestites. But there were knights who wore changemale.