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Puns tagged ‘clothes’:

01/17/16

Clothes you can’t take off aka linger-y.

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12/08/15

Don Draper laid out his clothes every morning.

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11/21/14

The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.

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11/20/14

In the Middle Ages there weren’t many transvestites. But there were knights who wore¬†changemale.

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11/06/14

The first sewing machine was made possible by a power serge.

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10/20/14

Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.

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08/18/14

If you want me to put on clothes, just tell me wear.

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04/22/14

Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.

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10/09/13

Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.

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03/29/12

A chivalrous knight wears nice clothes: Mine is a suede of armoir.

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