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If you want me to put on clothes, just tell me wear.

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Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.

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Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.

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In the Middle Ages there weren’t many transvestites. But there were knights who wore changemale.

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I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”

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Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.

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I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”

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When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.

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Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.

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Dicaprio looks stupid in Leotards.

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