08/21/201809/28/2018 I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.” Share this pun (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading...
04/30/201807/21/2018 Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
06/21/201806/21/2018 I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?” Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
11/08/201711/08/2017 When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
08/28/201708/28/2017 Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
06/05/201706/05/2017 Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
04/19/2017 Does the Michelin Man get dressed in evening a tire? Share this pun (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
01/17/201601/17/2016 Clothes you can’t take off aka linger-y. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading...
12/08/201512/08/2015 Don Draper laid out his clothes every morning. Share this pun (Rate This Pun) Loading...
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