If you want me to put on clothes, just tell me wear.
Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.
Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.
In the Middle Ages there weren’t many transvestites. But there were knights who wore changemale.
I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”
Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.
Fashion designers may not be conservative but they are rather clothes minded.
Dicaprio looks stupid in Leotards.