Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.
clothes
Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.
A chivalrous knight wears nice clothes: Mine is a suede of armoir.
Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”
Don’t borrow a friend’s pants, even if you have diarrhea. You need to shart your own cords.
In the Middle Ages there weren’t many transvestites. But there were knights who wore changemale.
Does the Michelin Man get dressed in evening a tire?
When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.


