Puns tagged ‘clothes’:
06/05/17
Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...04/19/17
Does the Michelin Man get dressed in evening a tire?  (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/17/16
Clothes you can’t take off aka linger-y. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/08/15
Don Draper laid out his clothes every morning. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...11/21/14
The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...11/20/14
In the Middle Ages there weren’t many transvestites. But there were knights who wore changemale. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/06/14
The first sewing machine was made possible by a power serge. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...10/20/14
Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/18/14
If you want me to put on clothes, just tell me wear. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/22/14
Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.  (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ... |
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