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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘clothes’:

06/05/17

Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.

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04/19/17

Does the Michelin Man get dressed in evening a tire?

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01/17/16

Clothes you can’t take off aka linger-y.

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12/08/15

Don Draper laid out his clothes every morning.

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11/21/14

The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.

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11/20/14

In the Middle Ages there weren’t many transvestites. But there were knights who wore¬†changemale.

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11/06/14

The first sewing machine was made possible by a power serge.

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10/20/14

Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.

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08/18/14

If you want me to put on clothes, just tell me wear.

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04/22/14

Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.

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