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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘mascots’:

04/19/17

Does the Michelin Man get dressed in evening a tire?

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04/17/13

DON’T STOP BEAVERING

Dear Pun Gents,
we are planning a 1st Annual Gala fundraiser/dinner/auction for our Bemidji State University, Athletic Scholarships. We are located in Northern MN. Our mascot is ‘The Beavers’ and our colors are Green & White. This is going to be formal event, and we are looking for a fun yet classy name. Help! ~Jean, Minnesota

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Money? Leave it to Beavers!
  2. Don’t Stop Beavering
  3. Beaver Fever
  4. Green + White = Gold
  5. Unfreeze our Funds
  6. Bemidjial Classes
  7. Raising Big Buckies [mascot name]: it will Be-A-Ver-y good time
  8. Big Bucky Gala: Raising $ for Dam Good Cause
  9. No BS: it’s Bemidjial State
  10. Look Out: Green Aid!
  11. Gala – Advancing with the Stars
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