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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘tires’:

04/19/17

Does the Michelin Man get dressed in evening a tire?

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01/19/16

Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 1.86 out of 5)
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03/05/14

A tire salesman must have an inflated sense of self worth, and be willing to live a pneumatic life.

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06/06/13

I was so upset when I got a flat; I went on a tire aid.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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