Why do bulls charge? Often, it’s cuz they’re in a bad moo.
I just found out that my mother’s sister has been forced to work in a graveyard and I’m in diggin’ aunt about it.
People who hate shopping—is it wrong to call them mall contents?
I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
It ticks me off that Big Ben is all tock, no action. How does he save face? Whatever, that’s my clockin spiel.
Upset about mink coats? You’re raging in fur, no?
You should be thankful for my many criticisms – I’m giving you piece of mind.
I was so upset when I got a flat; I went on a tire aid.
If the Taiwanese director doesn’t win an Oscar, he’ll be one Ang Lee fellow.
Facebook stock plummets? I PO’D!