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Warren Buffett has stocking feat.

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Invest in puns, corny puns! The stalk mock-it has never been higher.

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If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?

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If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”

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The best time to purchase stocks is when the market hits bought em.

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I always gain weight after a Fed increase.

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Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.

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You should invest in nudity, during the current bare market.

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Facebook stock plummets? I PO’D!

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When should you buy Ancient Greek stocks? In a Boule market

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