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Puns tagged ‘stock market’:

01/21/16

You should invest in nudity, during the current bare market.

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08/29/14

Do stock-pickers need a degree in buy-lowology?

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04/22/14

Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.

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07/13/13

If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?

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08/17/12

Facebook stock plummets? I PO’D!

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