If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”
Invest in puns, corny puns! The stalk mock-it has never been higher.
Warren Buffett has stocking feat.
I always gain weight after a Fed increase.
You should invest in nudity, during the current bare market.
Do stock-pickers need a degree in buy-lowology?
Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.
If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?
Facebook stock plummets? I PO’D!