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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘stock market’:

03/19/17

Warren Buffett has stocking feat.

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03/15/17

I always gain weight after a Fed increase.

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01/21/16

You should invest in nudity, during the current bare market.

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08/29/14

Do stock-pickers need a degree in buy-lowology?

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04/22/14

Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.

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07/13/13

If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?

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08/17/12

Facebook stock plummets? I PO’D!

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