Warren Buffett has stocking feat.
If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?
I always gain weight after a Fed increase.
Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.
You should invest in nudity, during the current bare market.
Facebook stock plummets? I PO’D!
When should you buy Ancient Greek stocks? In a Boule market
The best time to purchase stocks is when the market hits bought em.
If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”
Invest in puns, corny puns! The stalk mock-it has never been higher.