The best time to purchase stocks is when the market hits bought em.
Warren Buffett has stocking feat.
If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?
I always gain weight after a Fed increase.
Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.
You should invest in nudity, during the current bare market.
Facebook stock plummets? I PO’D!
When should you buy Ancient Greek stocks? In a Boule market
If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”
Invest in puns, corny puns! The stalk mock-it has never been higher.