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Puns tagged ‘ancient greece’:

10/14/16

The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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12/30/14

Job posting for minotaurs: “seeking a bull bodied male.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/09/14

The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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03/26/12

Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)
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07/25/11

Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)
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04/18/11

True story: Oedipus‘ mom was diagnosed with Porkin’ sons.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
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05/28/10

Which Greek philosopher’s wife never shaved? Heraclitas.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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05/23/10

Which Greek philosopher was great at football?

Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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04/06/10

How to remember Greek mythological trivia: use Agamemnemonics.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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12/20/04

Why did Socrates always keep his dough yeast-free until inspection?

Because the unexamined loaf is not worth leaven.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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