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ancient greece
Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.
The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.
Ancient Greek politicians always blamed the Medea.
How to remember Greek mythological trivia: use Agamemnemonics.
Why does Greek epic poetry put you to sleep? Because it’s based on the snoral tradition.
Which Greek philosopher was great at football?
Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].
Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.
When should you buy Ancient Greek stocks? In a Boule market
Which Greek philosopher’s wife never shaved? Heraclitas.