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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘ancient greece’:

04/06/17

Ancient Greek politicians always blamed the Medea.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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10/14/16

The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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12/30/14

Job posting for minotaurs: “seeking a bull bodied male.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/09/14

The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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03/26/12

Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)
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07/25/11

Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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04/18/11

True story: Oedipus‘ mom was diagnosed with Porkin’ sons.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
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05/28/10

Which Greek philosopher’s wife never shaved? Heraclitas.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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05/23/10

Which Greek philosopher was great at football?

Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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04/06/10

How to remember Greek mythological trivia: use Agamemnemonics.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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