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When should you buy Ancient Greek stocks? In a Boule market

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Ancient Greek politicians always blamed the Medea.

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The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.

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Job posting for minotaurs: “seeking a bull bodied male.”

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Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.

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Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.

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True story: Oedipus‘ mom was diagnosed with Porkin’ sons.

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Which Greek philosopher’s wife never shaved? Heraclitas.

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Which Greek philosopher was great at football?

Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].

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