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True story: Oedipus‘ mom was diagnosed with Porkin’ sons.

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Which Greek philosopher was great at football?

Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].

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Why did Socrates always keep his dough yeast-free until inspection?

Because the unexamined loaf is not worth leaven.

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The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.

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Ancient Greek politicians always blamed the Medea.

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Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.

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Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.

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Why does Greek epic poetry put you to sleep? Because it’s based on the snoral tradition.

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When should you buy Ancient Greek stocks? In a Boule market

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