Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.
ancient greece
When should you buy Ancient Greek stocks? In a Boule market
Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.
Which Greek philosopher’s wife never shaved? Heraclitas.
How to remember Greek mythological trivia: use Agamemnemonics.
True story: Oedipus‘ mom was diagnosed with Porkin’ sons.
Which Greek philosopher was great at football?
Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].
Why did Socrates always keep his dough yeast-free until inspection?
Because the unexamined loaf is not worth leaven.
The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.
Ancient Greek politicians always blamed the Medea.