Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.
Which Greek philosopher was great at football?
Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].
Why does Greek epic poetry put you to sleep? Because it’s based on the snoral tradition.
When should you buy Ancient Greek stocks? In a Boule market
Ancient Greek politicians always blamed the Medea.
The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.
Job posting for minotaurs: “seeking a bull bodied male.”
The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.
Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.
True story: Oedipus‘ mom was diagnosed with Porkin’ sons.