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Puns tagged ‘ancient greece’:

07/25/11

Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.

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04/18/11

True story: Oedipus‘ mom was diagnosed with Porkin’ sons.

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05/28/10

Which Greek philosopher’s wife never shaved? Heraclitas.

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05/23/10

Which Greek philosopher was great at football?

Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].

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04/06/10

How to remember Greek mythological trivia: use Agamemnemonics.

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12/20/04

Why did Socrates always keep his dough yeast-free until inspection?

Because the unexamined loaf is not worth leaven.

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