How to remember Greek mythological trivia: use Agamemnemonics.
True story: Oedipus‘ mom was diagnosed with Porkin’ sons.
Which Greek philosopher was great at football?
Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].
Why did Socrates always keep his dough yeast-free until inspection?
Because the unexamined loaf is not worth leaven.
The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.
Ancient Greek politicians always blamed the Medea.
The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.
Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.
Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.
Why does Greek epic poetry put you to sleep? Because it’s based on the snoral tradition.