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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘philosophy’:

03/22/17

I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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11/28/16

The skeptic had his VISA rejected. They said “Sorry sir, I’m afraid you have max doubt.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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10/14/16

The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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06/25/16

I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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08/04/14

An existentialist’s biggest fear: a swarm of be.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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07/29/14

I can put up with anybody. I’m a flaw-suffer king.

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03/23/14

My risqué Ph.D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage’, was received with in crud duality.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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07/06/13

Rotten farts give me eggs o’ stenchial angst.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)
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04/12/13

The first philosopher to postulate the existence of the private bathroom: John Locke.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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01/15/12

I asked my family to flush the toilet for me. I believe in assisted sewagecide.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)
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