Those who say they can’t stop don’t really know what’s pause-able.
philosophy
My risqué Ph.D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage’, was received with in crud duality.
Some philosophies have strict guidelines, but adlibertarians are free to make things up.
Which Greek philosopher was great at football?
Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].
I asked my family to flush the toilet for me. I believe in assisted sewagecide.
The first philosopher to postulate the existence of the private bathroom: John Locke.
Some logic professors don’t like when you axiom a question.
I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.
We were discussing what exactly made Skeletor evil. But then we gave up, because it was just arguing He-mantics.
Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!”