An existentialist’s biggest fear: a swarm of be.
Why did Socrates always keep his dough yeast-free until inspection?
Because the unexamined loaf is not worth leaven.
My risqué Ph.D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage’, was received with in crud duality.
Does the Czech capital embrace ideology?
Not at all – it’s a Prague-matic town.
The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.
I asked my family to flush the toilet for me. I believe in assisted sewagecide.
Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!”
I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.
Some philosophies have strict guidelines, but adlibertarians are free to make things up.
Teflon has been around since ancient times. For example, the Gnostics.