Is it true Aristotle invented the sperm bank? No, but he did popularize the silo jism.
Philosophers often debate the nature of ‘golden shower‘ orgies, aka epistemology.
Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.
Rotten farts give me eggs o’ stenchial angst.
I can put up with anybody. I’m a flaw-suffer king.
German intellectuals have often been accused of taking Goethe hormones.
Which Greek philosopher was great at football?
Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].
Some logic professors don’t like when you axiom a question.
The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.
I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.