I asked my family to flush the toilet for me. I believe in assisted sewagecide.
The first philosopher to postulate the existence of the private bathroom: John Locke.
Some logic professors don’t like when you axiom a question.
I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.
We were discussing what exactly made Skeletor evil. But then we gave up, because it was just arguing He-mantics.
Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!”
Philosophers often debate the nature of ‘golden shower‘ orgies, aka epistemology.
When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”
Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.
Does the Czech capital embrace ideology?
Not at all – it’s a Prague-matic town.