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Puns tagged ‘philosophy’:

11/28/16

The skeptic had his VISA rejected. They said “Sorry sir, I’m afraid you have max doubt.”

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10/14/16

The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.

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06/25/16

I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.

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08/04/14

An existentialist’s biggest fear: a swarm of be.

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07/29/14

I can put up with anybody. I’m a flaw-suffer king.

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03/23/14

My risqué Ph.D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage’, was received with in crud duality.

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07/06/13

Rotten farts give me eggs o’ stenchial angst.

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04/12/13

The first philosopher to postulate the existence of the private bathroom: John Locke.

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01/15/12

I asked my family to flush the toilet for me. I believe in assisted sewagecide.

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08/03/11

Those who say they can’t stop don’t really know what’s pause-able.

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