When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”
The skeptic had his VISA rejected. They said “Sorry sir, I’m afraid you have max doubt.”
Those who say they can’t stop don’t really know what’s pause-able.
When they cloned the great communist philosopher, it was a re-Marxable achievement.
Which Greek philosopher’s wife never shaved? Heraclitas.
German intellectuals have often been accused of taking Goethe hormones.
Which philosopher was most concerned about mall opening and closing times?
The first philosopher to postulate the existence of the private bathroom: John Locke.
Taoism is total rubbish. It’s simply a LaoTze philosophy.
Which Greek philosopher was great at football?
Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].