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When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”

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I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.

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When Nietzsche died his followers were in de nihil.

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We’re so generous.

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Is it true Aristotle invented the sperm bank? No, but he did popularize the silo jism.

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Philosophers often debate the nature of ‘golden shower‘ orgies, aka epistemology.

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Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.

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Rotten farts give me eggs o’ stenchial angst.

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I can put up with anybody. I’m a flaw-suffer king.

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German intellectuals have often been accused of taking Goethe hormones.

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Which Greek philosopher was great at football?

Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].

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