The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.
I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.
The skeptic had his VISA rejected. They said “Sorry sir, I’m afraid you have max doubt.”
The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.
I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.
An existentialist’s biggest fear: a swarm of be.
I can put up with anybody. I’m a flaw-suffer king.
My risqué Ph.D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage’, was received with in crud duality.
Rotten farts give me eggs o’ stenchial angst.
The first philosopher to postulate the existence of the private bathroom: John Locke.