When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”
Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.
Does the Czech capital embrace ideology?
Not at all – it’s a Prague-matic town.
Nietzsche joined Facebook, and Thus Poked Zarathustra.
I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.
When Nietzsche died his followers were in de nihil.
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We’re so generous.
Teflon has been around since ancient times. For example, the Gnostics.
When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”
The skeptic had his VISA rejected. They said “Sorry sir, I’m afraid you have max doubt.”
Those who say they can’t stop don’t really know what’s pause-able.