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Which Greek philosopher was great at football?

Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].

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Some logic professors don’t like when you axiom a question.

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The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.

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I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.

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The skeptic had his VISA rejected. They said “Sorry sir, I’m afraid you have max doubt.”

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The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.

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I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.

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An existentialist’s biggest fear: a swarm of be.

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I can put up with anybody. I’m a flaw-suffer king.

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My risqué Ph.D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage’, was received with in crud duality.

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