Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!”
I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.
Some philosophies have strict guidelines, but adlibertarians are free to make things up.
Teflon has been around since ancient times. For example, the Gnostics.
When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”
I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.
When Nietzsche died his followers were in de nihil.
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We’re so generous.
Is it true Aristotle invented the sperm bank? No, but he did popularize the silo jism.
Philosophers often debate the nature of ‘golden shower‘ orgies, aka epistemology.
Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.