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When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”

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Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.

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Does the Czech capital embrace ideology?

Not at all – it’s a Prague-matic town.

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I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.

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When Nietzsche died his followers were in de nihil.

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We’re so generous.

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Teflon has been around since ancient times. For example, the Gnostics.

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When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”

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The skeptic had his VISA rejected. They said “Sorry sir, I’m afraid you have max doubt.”

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Those who say they can’t stop don’t really know what’s pause-able.

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