Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!”
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(39 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5)Loading...I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Some philosophies have strict guidelines, but adlibertarians are free to make things up.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Teflon has been around since ancient times. For example, the Gnostics.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When Nietzsche died his followers were in de nihil.
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(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Is it true Aristotle invented the sperm bank? No, but he did popularize the silo jism.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Philosophers often debate the nature of ‘golden shower‘ orgies, aka epistemology.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.
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