German intellectuals have often been accused of taking Goethe hormones.
Which philosopher was most concerned about mall opening and closing times?
The first philosopher to postulate the existence of the private bathroom: John Locke.
Taoism is total rubbish. It’s simply a LaoTze philosophy.
Which Greek philosopher was great at football?
Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].
We were discussing what exactly made Skeletor evil. But then we gave up, because it was just arguing He-mantics.
An academic who studies satanism, aka a philucifer.
Blast from the past: Greek fraternity puns (and some cute little weird kids)!
An existentialist’s biggest fear: a swarm of be.
Why did Socrates always keep his dough yeast-free until inspection?
Because the unexamined loaf is not worth leaven.
My risqué Ph.D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage’, was received with in crud duality.