The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.
philosophy
The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.
The skeptic had his VISA rejected. They said “Sorry sir, I’m afraid you have max doubt.”
Those who say they can’t stop don’t really know what’s pause-able.
My risqué Ph.D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage’, was received with in crud duality.
Some philosophies have strict guidelines, but adlibertarians are free to make things up.
Which Greek philosopher was great at football?
Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].
I asked my family to flush the toilet for me. I believe in assisted sewagecide.
The first philosopher to postulate the existence of the private bathroom: John Locke.
Some logic professors don’t like when you axiom a question.