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When Sartre was forced to explain e-commerce to a cow, he remarked “Hell is udder Paypal.”

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The skeptic had his VISA rejected. They said “Sorry sir, I’m afraid you have max doubt.”

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Those who say they can’t stop don’t really know what’s pause-able.

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When they cloned the great communist philosopher, it was a re-Marxable achievement.

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Which Greek philosopher’s wife never shaved? Heraclitas.

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German intellectuals have often been accused of taking Goethe hormones.

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Which philosopher was most concerned about mall opening and closing times?

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The first philosopher to postulate the existence of the private bathroom: John Locke.

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Taoism is total rubbish. It’s simply a LaoTze philosophy.

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Which Greek philosopher was great at football?

Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].

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