Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.
Rotten farts give me eggs o’ stenchial angst.
I can put up with anybody. I’m a flaw-suffer king.
German intellectuals have often been accused of taking Goethe hormones.
Which Greek philosopher was great at football?
Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].
Some logic professors don’t like when you axiom a question.
The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.
I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.
The skeptic had his VISA rejected. They said “Sorry sir, I’m afraid you have max doubt.”
The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.