Puns tagged ‘philosophy’:
03/22/17
I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/28/16
The skeptic had his VISA rejected. They said “Sorry sir, I’m afraid you have max doubt.” (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/14/16
The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/25/16
I realized I didn’t have the necessary binding ingredients to make a cake. For me it was an eggs-essential crisis. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/04/14
An existentialist’s biggest fear: a swarm of be.  (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...07/29/14
I can put up with anybody. I’m a flaw-suffer king. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...03/23/14
My risqué Ph.D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage’, was received with in crud duality. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/06/13
Rotten farts give me eggs o’ stenchial angst. (2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5) Loading ...04/12/13
The first philosopher to postulate the existence of the private bathroom: John Locke. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...01/15/12
I asked my family to flush the toilet for me. I believe in assisted sewagecide. (4 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5) Loading ... |
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