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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘bathrooms’:

03/02/17

Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.

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05/10/13

For my 40th, I plan to wash my butt. Happy bidet!

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04/12/13

The first philosopher to postulate the existence of the private bathroom: John Locke.

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01/25/12

You’ll regret going to the bathroom in India when you get charged a rupee.

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