The first philosopher to postulate the existence of the private bathroom: John Locke.
The company decided to have its meetings in the corporate bathroom. The board of directors were very loo quorum to this idea.
Never use a glass bathroom. You’ll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see.
You’ll regret going to the bathroom in India when you get charged a rupee.
For my 40th, I plan to wash my butt. Happy bidet!