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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘india’:

04/15/15

Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/21/14

Indian raitas pen a lot of naan-fiction. They unfold at a curried paste. I like to sit down in Mahal and read them. I got so engrossed the last time when my mom was leaving the house I didn’t even wish her ‘Mum, bai.’ Lucky she left me a deli sandwich. I Vishnu could read them all, but in India, of these books, they ban galore.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/25/12

You’ll regret going to the bathroom in India when you get charged a rupee.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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11/04/11

In Bangalore, many things are prohibited.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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11/03/11

The man who goes to India and gets aroused, wakes up with bally wood.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)
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04/26/11

The Hindi-speaking Walmart greeter became rich: he namasté great fortune.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)
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09/23/10

They released The Necklace in Bollywood. It was a Hindi pendant film.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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07/05/10

People in India are always being type-caste.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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04/22/10

There are places in India that sells prosthetic phalanges:  A dhobi faux toe shop

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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