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Puns tagged ‘india’:

04/15/15

Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/21/14

Indian raitas pen a lot of naan-fiction. They unfold at a curried paste. I like to sit down in Mahal and read them. I got so engrossed the last time when my mom was leaving the house I didn’t even wish her ‘Mum, bai.’ Lucky she left me a deli sandwich. I Vishnu could read them all, but in India, of these books, they ban galore.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/25/12

You’ll regret going to the bathroom in India when you get charged a rupee.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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11/04/11

In Bangalore, many things are prohibited.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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11/03/11

The man who goes to India and gets aroused, wakes up with bally wood.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)
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04/26/11

The Hindi-speaking Walmart greeter became rich: he namasté great fortune.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)
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09/23/10

They released The Necklace in Bollywood. It was a Hindi pendant film.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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07/05/10

People in India are always being type-caste.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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04/22/10

There are places in India that sells prosthetic phalanges:  A dhobi faux toe shop

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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