Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia.
Indian raitas pen a lot of naan-fiction. They unfold at a curried paste. I like to sit down in Mahal and read them. I got so engrossed the last time when my mom was leaving the house I didn’t even wish her ‘Mum, bai.’ Lucky she left me a deli sandwich. I Vishnu could read them all, but in India, of these books, they ban galore.
You’ll regret going to the bathroom in India when you get charged a rupee.
In Bangalore, many things are prohibited.
The man who goes to India and gets aroused, wakes up with bally wood.
The Hindi-speaking Walmart greeter became rich: he namasté great fortune.
They released The Necklace in Bollywood. It was a Hindi pendant film.
People in India are always being type-caste.
There are places in India that sells prosthetic phalanges: A dhobi faux toe shop