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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘walmart’:

11/27/15

Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/16/12

The spread of Walmart is like a plague of low-costs.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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11/25/11

Someone who gets run over at a Black Friday sale: Wal-Martyr.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
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04/26/11

The Hindi-speaking Walmart greeter became rich: he namasté great fortune.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)
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