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Puns tagged ‘black friday’:

01/16/16

Black Friday ads always a sale me.

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11/27/15

Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.

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12/01/14

In Soviet Russia, they didn’t have Black Friday, but they had Siberia Monday.

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11/25/11

Someone who gets run over at a Black Friday sale: Wal-Martyr.

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