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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘black friday’:

01/16/16

Black Friday ads always a sale me.

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11/27/15

Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.

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12/01/14

In Soviet Russia, they didn’t have Black Friday, but they had Siberia Monday.

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11/25/11

Someone who gets run over at a Black Friday sale: Wal-Martyr.

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