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Puns tagged ‘russia’:

10/12/16

In Russia and Ukraine, it’s easy to find wifey hotspots.

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02/17/15

Why is the US whistleblower stuck in Moscow? Because, he’s Snowden.

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02/10/15

How do Jewish tourists relax in Moscow? With a Russia sauna.

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12/01/14

In Soviet Russia, they didn’t have Black Friday, but they had Siberia Monday.

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01/02/14

We won’t make any Olympics puns this year—that would be Sochisey.

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11/16/13

Little known Russian history fact: it was after only walking into a window that Gorbachev embraced glassnosed. Years of pane followed, but he pursued it untempered. He sharded a new course.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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11/13/13

Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.

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07/14/12

Russian dictators are the best. They’re the crème de la Kremlin.

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03/16/11

Boris Yeltsin drank so much he became glassnosed.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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08/10/10

My Russian mechanic souped up my car. Now it drives like a Borscht!

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