Puns tagged ‘russia’:
10/12/16
In Russia and Ukraine, it’s easy to find wifey hotspots.
(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5) Loading ...02/17/15
Why is the US whistleblower stuck in Moscow? Because, he’s Snowden. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/10/15
How do Jewish tourists relax in Moscow? With a Russia sauna. (3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/01/14
In Soviet Russia, they didn’t have Black Friday, but they had Siberia Monday. (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/02/14
We won’t make any Olympics puns this year—that would be Sochisey. (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/16/13
Little known Russian history fact: it was after only walking into a window that Gorbachev embraced glassnosed. Years of pane followed, but he pursued it untempered. He sharded a new course. (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...11/13/13
Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/14/12
Russian dictators are the best. They’re the crème de la Kremlin. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...03/16/11
Boris Yeltsin drank so much he became glassnosed. (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) Loading ...08/10/10
My Russian mechanic souped up my car. Now it drives like a Borscht! (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ... |
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