My Russian mechanic souped up my car. Now it drives like a Borscht!
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(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Russian dictators are the best. They’re the crème de la Kremlin.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Why is the US whistleblower stuck in Moscow? Because, he’s Snowden.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Little known Russian history fact: it was after only walking into a window that Gorbachev embraced glassnosed. Years of pane followed, but he pursued it untempered. He sharded a new course.
(10 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...How do Jewish tourists relax in Moscow? With a Russia sauna.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...We won’t make any Olympics puns this year—that would be Sochisey.
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...In Russia and Ukraine, it’s easy to find wifey hotspots.
(6 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...In Soviet Russia, they didn’t have Black Friday, but they had Siberia Monday.
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