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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘russia’:

10/12/16

In Russia and Ukraine, it’s easy to find wifey hotspots.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)
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02/17/15

Why is the US whistleblower stuck in Moscow? Because, he’s Snowden.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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02/10/15

How do Jewish tourists relax in Moscow? With a Russia sauna.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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12/01/14

In Soviet Russia, they didn’t have Black Friday, but they had Siberia Monday.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/02/14

We won’t make any Olympics puns this year—that would be Sochisey.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/16/13

Little known Russian history fact: it was after only walking into a window that Gorbachev embraced glassnosed. Years of pane followed, but he pursued it untempered. He sharded a new course.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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11/13/13

Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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07/14/12

Russian dictators are the best. They’re the crème de la Kremlin.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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03/16/11

Boris Yeltsin drank so much he became glassnosed.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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08/10/10

My Russian mechanic souped up my car. Now it drives like a Borscht!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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