How do Jewish tourists relax in Moscow? With a Russia sauna.
In Soviet Russia, they didn’t have Black Friday, but they had Siberia Monday.
Boris Yeltsin drank so much he became glassnosed.
My Russian mechanic souped up my car. Now it drives like a Borscht!
Russian dictators are the best. They’re the crème de la Kremlin.
Why is the US whistleblower stuck in Moscow? Because, he’s Snowden.
Little known Russian history fact: it was after only walking into a window that Gorbachev embraced glassnosed. Years of pane followed, but he pursued it untempered. He sharded a new course.
Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.
We won’t make any Olympics puns this year—that would be Sochisey.
In Russia and Ukraine, it’s easy to find wifey hotspots.