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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘dictators’:

04/12/15

If I shoved potatoes down my pants, would it make me a dictator?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/18/13
I heard they’ll elect a new strongman in North Korea by the end of the weak.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/03/13

Every Pol Pot joke ends the same way: “napalm intended!” …

Not funny? What Idi Amin? Ok, I admit that was a bit Kony, don’t get Benito of shape. If you don’t find that one Hitlerious, let me tell you a Genghis. Ah never mind. As Jerry Maguire said, Mugabe at hello.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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07/17/12

What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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07/14/12

Russian dictators are the best. They’re the crème de la Kremlin.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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09/05/11

What’s Gadhafi’s favourite word game? Mad Libyas.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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