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Puns tagged ‘dictators’:

04/12/15

If I shoved potatoes down my pants, would it make me a dictator?

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03/18/13
I heard they’ll elect a new strongman in North Korea by the end of the weak.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/03/13

Every Pol Pot joke ends the same way: “napalm intended!” …

Not funny? What Idi Amin? Ok, I admit that was a bit Kony, don’t get Benito of shape. If you don’t find that one Hitlerious, let me tell you a Genghis. Ah never mind. As Jerry Maguire said, Mugabe at hello.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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07/17/12

What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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07/14/12

Russian dictators are the best. They’re the crème de la Kremlin.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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09/05/11

What’s Gadhafi’s favourite word game? Mad Libyas.

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