If I shoved potatoes down my pants, would it make me a dictator?
Every Pol Pot joke ends the same way: “napalm intended!” …
Not funny? What Idi Amin? Ok, I admit that was a bit Kony, don’t get Benito of shape. If you don’t find that one Hitlerious, let me tell you a Genghis. Ah never mind. As Jerry Maguire said, Mugabe at hello.
What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
Russian dictators are the best. They’re the crème de la Kremlin.
What’s Gadhafi’s favourite word game? Mad Libyas.