After defecting from my prestigious job in Pyongyang, my Korea went south.
Smartphone downloads will at last be available in North Korea, under the U.S. and South Korea’s policy of app easement.
When Kim Jung Un was a kid he would stay up all night with his ballistic missiles. The neighbours always complained he was creating quite a rocket.
To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
If Kim Jong Un launches nukes it will be a Korea ending move.
When the dictator of North Korea had a sex change, he also changed his name: Kim Un Hung.