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Puns tagged ‘North Korea’:


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06/16/17

When Kim Jung Un was a kid he would stay up all night with his ballistic missiles. The neighbours always complained he was creating quite a rocket.

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04/30/17

To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.

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12/12/16

If Kim Jong Un launches nukes it will be a Korea ending move.

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11/25/16

When the dictator of North Korea had a sex change, he also changed his name: Kim Un Hung.

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12/14/15

After defecting from my prestigious job in Pyongyang, my Korea went south.

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03/18/13
I heard they’ll elect a new strongman in North Korea by the end of the weak.
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