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Puns tagged ‘nuclear weapons’:


If Iran does get the bomb, I won’t say Ayatollah you so.

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Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.

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Kim Jong-il was a big fan of Nuke Kids on the Bloc, and always warheads Nuke Kids tee-shirt, while listening in his bunker bed at night.  He loved hanging out with his cruise, which included George Bush, whom he called Doctor Death aka ‘Dubya, MD’. He went to the UN wearing a lot of  ‘Blix-blix‘ and said ‘Put your Hans in the air like you just don’t care’. He was there all night and El-Baradei. His actions, though far from disarming, definitely enriched heavy metal.

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