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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘nuclear weapons’:

06/16/17

When Kim Jung Un was a kid he would stay up all night with his ballistic missiles. The neighbours always complained he was creating quite a rocket.

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04/30/17

To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.

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12/12/16

If Kim Jong Un launches nukes it will be a Korea ending move.

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07/23/15

If Iran does get the bomb, I won’t say Ayatollah you so.

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12/30/12

Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.

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05/03/10

Kim Jong-il was a big fan of Nuke Kids on the Bloc, and always warheads Nuke Kids tee-shirt, while listening in his bunker bed at night.  He loved hanging out with his cruise, which included George Bush, whom he called Doctor Death aka ‘Dubya, MD’. He went to the UN wearing a lot of  ‘Blix-blix‘ and said ‘Put your Hans in the air like you just don’t care’. He was there all night and El-Baradei. His actions, though far from disarming, definitely enriched heavy metal.

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