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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘genocide’:

09/07/17

The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.

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11/19/13

If you want to annihilate an encampment of clowns, don’t hold back: go for the juggle lair.

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03/03/13

Every Pol Pot joke ends the same way: “napalm intended!” …

Not funny? What Idi Amin? Ok, I admit that was a bit Kony, don’t get Benito of shape. If you don’t find that one Hitlerious, let me tell you a Genghis. Ah never mind. As Jerry Maguire said, Mugabe at hello.

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05/23/11

The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide.

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