Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When I tell the barista they got my order wrong, I get missed-tea eyed.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When Jean-Luc orders Earl Grey he does it with certain tea.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I look up to milkmen. They’re borne litres.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I ordered a small coke in Minnesota.
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