Forget Christian Grey. That Earl Grey is such a teas.
The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.
Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.
When I tell the barista they got my order wrong, I get missed-tea eyed.
When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe.
Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener.