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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘drinks’:

11/24/16

The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen? 

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12/17/15

If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.

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10/28/15

Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.

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08/19/15

When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.

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07/29/15

When I tell the barista they got my order wrong, I get missed-tea eyed.

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07/19/15

When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe.

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11/17/14

Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener.

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05/09/14

I look up to milkmen. They’re borne litres.

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04/26/14

When Jean-Luc orders Earl Grey he does it with certain tea.

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07/12/13

I ordered a small coke in Minnesota.

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