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02/09/201802/10/2018

Forget Christian Grey. That Earl Grey is such a teas.

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09/07/201709/07/2017

The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.

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07/25/201707/25/2017

Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.

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11/24/201611/24/2016

The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?

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12/17/2015

If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.

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10/28/201510/28/2015

Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.

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08/19/201508/19/2015

When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.

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07/29/201507/29/2015

When I tell the barista they got my order wrong, I get missed-tea eyed.

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07/21/201507/19/2015

When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe.

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11/18/201411/17/2014

Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener.

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