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Puns tagged ‘drinks’:

11/24/16

The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen? 

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12/17/15

If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.

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10/28/15

Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.

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08/19/15

When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.

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07/29/15

When I tell the barista they got my order wrong, I get missed-tea eyed.

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07/19/15

When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe.

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11/17/14

Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener.

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05/09/14

I look up to milkmen. They’re borne litres.

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04/26/14

When Jean-Luc orders Earl Grey he does it with certain tea.

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07/12/13

I ordered a small coke in Minnesota.

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