Puns tagged ‘drinks’:
07/25/17
Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...11/24/16
The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen? (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/17/15
If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.   (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...10/28/15
Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/19/15
When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...When I tell the barista they got my order wrong, I get missed-tea eyed. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/19/15
When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...11/17/14
Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/09/14
I look up to milkmen. They’re borne litres. (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...04/26/14
When Jean-Luc orders Earl Grey he does it with certain tea. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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