Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener.
If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.
The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
When I tell the barista they got my order wrong, I get missed-tea eyed.
When Jean-Luc orders Earl Grey he does it with certain tea.
When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe.
I look up to milkmen. They’re borne litres.
The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
I ordered a small coke in Minnesota.