I ordered a small coke in Minnesota.
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When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.
The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
When Jean-Luc orders Earl Grey he does it with certain tea.
Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe.
Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
I look up to milkmen. They’re borne litres.
Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener.