Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I ordered a small coke in Minnesota.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Forget Christian Grey. That Earl Grey is such a teas.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...When I tell the barista they got my order wrong, I get missed-tea eyed.
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