Dear Pun Gents,

My husband and I are thinking about starting a business and I’m hoping you can help us with a name.

We’re looking at being a paddle sports outfitter. Thinking canoes, kayaks and paddle board rental and guide service. Looking to do fishing as well. We also want to offer services in the winter like ice fishing, ice skating and snowshoeing.

We’re located in northern Minnesota in a smaller town, Bemidji. We’re known for our gigantic Paul and Babe statues and for being ‘the first city on the Mississippi River’. Our place is located on Lake Irving and on the Mississippi.

We’ve also thought about offering courses like an ‘outdoor school’


Thanks, so much, in advance!

~Tonya, Bemidji, MN


  1. Either Oar
  2. Paddletude
  3. Strokelahoma
  4. Outdoorable
  5. Out and Fit
  6. Canoogle
  7. Take a Kayak [Take a hike]
  8. Boat and Sold
  9. Fun-to-Rentalism
  10. Paddle Springs Outfitters
  11. Minnie Miss Outfitters
  12. Go with the Float
  13. Where the Mississippi Floats
  14. Buoy Meets Miss (or Buoy Meets Babe)
  15. Babe’s Buoy
  16. Swing and a Miss Outfitters
  17. Go with the Flow
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