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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘tea’:

10/04/17

If you don’t drink coffee in Starbucks you’ll get a have tea fine.

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08/31/15

I’m hooked on a TV program called Scones in Canada. Have to admit, I’m only watching it for the Tea and Eh.

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07/29/15

When I tell the barista they got my order wrong, I get missed-tea eyed.

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07/19/15

When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe.

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04/26/14

When Jean-Luc orders Earl Grey he does it with certain tea.

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09/30/13

Spilling Elizabeth’s beverage is a threat to British sovereign tea.

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03/29/13

If you’re going on a long desert journey, drink camel-mile tea.

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01/05/13

What did Picard say when the food replicator was out of genuine Earl Grey tea?

“Make it faux.”

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08/11/12

I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.

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07/27/12

If you spend all your days hunched over picking tea, you’re probably Chai knees.

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