When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe.
Don’t drink your tea immediately, for steep sake!
Spilling Elizabeth’s beverage is a threat to British sovereign tea.
When I tell the barista they got my order wrong, I get missed-tea eyed.
If you spend all your days hunched over picking tea, you’re probably Chai knees.
Strange but true: Some men steep their testicles in hot water. Cajones tea is the best policy.
I want to sip warm rooibos chai in my hipster dwelling. It’s my loft tea ambition.
Forget Christian Grey. That Earl Grey is such a teas.
If you don’t drink coffee in Starbucks you’ll get a have tea fine.