If you don’t drink coffee in Starbucks you’ll get a have tea fine.
What did Picard say when the food replicator was out of genuine Earl Grey tea?
“Make it faux.”
I want to sip warm rooibos chai in my hipster dwelling. It’s my loft tea ambition.
When I tell the barista they got my order wrong, I get missed-tea eyed.
Anyone who measures their caffeine intake is a tea-totaller.
If you’re going on a long desert journey, drink camel-mile tea.
I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.
When Jean-Luc orders Earl Grey he does it with certain tea.
When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe.