If you’re going on a long desert journey, drink camel-mile tea.
I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.
When Jean-Luc orders Earl Grey he does it with certain tea.
When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe.
Don’t drink your tea immediately, for steep sake!
Spilling Elizabeth’s beverage is a threat to British sovereign tea.
When I tell the barista they got my order wrong, I get missed-tea eyed.
If you spend all your days hunched over picking tea, you’re probably Chai knees.
Strange but true: Some men steep their testicles in hot water. Cajones tea is the best policy.