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Puns tagged ‘tea’:

08/31/15

I’m hooked on a TV program called Scones in Canada. Have to admit, I’m only watching it for the Tea and Eh.

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07/29/15

When I tell the barista they got my order wrong, I get missed-tea eyed.

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07/19/15

When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe.

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04/26/14

When Jean-Luc orders Earl Grey he does it with certain tea.

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09/30/13

Spilling Elizabeth’s beverage is a threat to British sovereign tea.

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03/29/13

If you’re going on a long desert journey, drink camel-mile tea.

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01/05/13

What did Picard say when the food replicator was out of genuine Earl Grey tea?

“Make it faux.”

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08/11/12

I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.

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07/27/12

If you spend all your days hunched over picking tea, you’re probably Chai knees.

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02/22/12

Anyone who measures their caffeine intake is a tea-totaller.

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