Don’t drink your tea immediately, for steep sake!
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Spilling Elizabeth’s beverage is a threat to British sovereign tea.
If you spend all your days hunched over picking tea, you’re probably Chai knees.
Strange but true: Some men steep their testicles in hot water. Cajones tea is the best policy.
Forget Christian Grey. That Earl Grey is such a teas.
I’m hooked on a TV program called Scones in Canada. Have to admit, I’m only watching it for the Tea and Eh.
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Dear Pun Gents, a pun about Clipper Teas. ~Ashley, Birmingham, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- You’re heading down a Clipper-y slurp.
- We’re potheads!
- So incredibly fantastic, you’ll think it was Fairy Trade
- In France, they baguette. In England, we bag it.
- We have steep pockets.