I love it when hipsters speak bad English. Please, kombucha the language!
I want to sip warm rooibos chai in my hipster dwelling. It’s my loft tea ambition.
In the hipster Bible, Jesus says ‘Douche unto others’. This is actually in the Old Testament book of Doucheronomy.
What’s the only thing more annoying than yuppie punsters? A: quipsters.