In the hipster Bible, Jesus says ‘Douche unto others’. This is actually in the Old Testament book of Doucheronomy.
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I love it when hipsters speak bad English. Please, kombucha the language!
I want to sip warm rooibos chai in my hipster dwelling. It’s my loft tea ambition.
What’s the only thing more annoying than yuppie punsters? A: quipsters.