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When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.

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My efforts to decipher the language of cows are at last gathering moo meant um.

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Translating billboards is a difficult a sign meant.

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Despite sometimes broken English, many immigrants live a half fluent lifestyle.

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Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.

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The metaphor shop was robbed. It was alluding. Nothing simile has happened since. The cops are on the lookout fore shadows.

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The first Apple iPhone in France was likened to a Pomme Pilot.

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I try to speak the language of hamsters. But the translation gets all gerbiled.

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Did Picasso make stained glass windows? Sorry, no Pablo in glaze.

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I love it when hipsters speak bad English. Please, kombucha the language!

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