language
The first Apple iPhone in France was likened to a Pomme Pilot.
Translating billboards is a difficult a sign meant.
When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.
I try to speak the language of hamsters. But the translation gets all gerbiled.
I love it when hipsters speak bad English. Please, kombucha the language!
Despite sometimes broken English, many immigrants live a half fluent lifestyle.
Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.
If you make a mistake ordering soup in a Japanese restaurant, just say “Miso – sorry!” Don’t get bento of shape. They can quickly maki your order and do a rice job it. It’s one of the unagi experiences of life.
Verbal diarrhea: losing control of one’s vowels, also a sign of in-consonants.