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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘language’:

02/12/17

My efforts to decipher the language of cows are at last gathering moo meant um.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/18/17

Translating billboards is a difficult a sign meant.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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08/31/15

I’m hooked on a TV program called Scones in Canada. Have to admit, I’m only watching it for the Tea and Eh.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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07/31/15

The first Apple iPhone in France was likened to a Pomme Pilot.

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06/11/15

Despite sometimes broken English, many immigrants live a half fluent lifestyle.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/10/15
Dictionary sales are languaging.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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12/18/13

Verbal diarrhea: losing control of one’s vowels, also a sign of in-consonants.

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10/18/13

Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say,nob-less oblige’.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/03/13

The metaphor shop was robbed. It was alluding. Nothing simile has happened since. The cops are on the lookout fore shadows.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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10/11/12

When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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