I love it when hipsters speak bad English. Please, kombucha the language!
When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.
My efforts to decipher the language of cows are at last gathering moo meant um.
Translating billboards is a difficult a sign meant.
Despite sometimes broken English, many immigrants live a half fluent lifestyle.
Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.
The metaphor shop was robbed. It was alluding. Nothing simile has happened since. The cops are on the lookout fore shadows.
The first Apple iPhone in France was likened to a Pomme Pilot.
I try to speak the language of hamsters. But the translation gets all gerbiled.
Did Picasso make stained glass windows? Sorry, no Pablo in glaze.