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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘castration’:

10/09/17

For a film director, not being able to hire the number of actors you want is a fate worse than cast ration.

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11/12/15

I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.

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02/12/14

My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.

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10/18/13

Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say,nob-less oblige’.

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04/02/13

John Wayne Bobbitt was a university research chair with a sizeable endowment, until his fun-dong was suddenly cut off.

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04/30/12

Witness the history of botched castrations at the Err in Spays Museum.

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