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Puns tagged ‘castration’:

11/12/15

I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.

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02/12/14

My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.

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10/18/13

Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say,nob-less oblige’.

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04/02/13

John Wayne Bobbitt was a university research chair with a sizeable endowment, until his fun-dong was suddenly cut off.

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04/30/12

Witness the history of botched castrations at the Err in Spays Museum.

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