My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
For a film director, not being able to hire the number of actors you want is a fate worse than cast ration.
I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.
Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.
John Wayne Bobbitt was a university research chair with a sizeable endowment, until his fun-dong was suddenly cut off.
Witness the history of botched castrations at the Err in Spays Museum.