For a film director, not being able to hire the number of actors you want is a fate worse than cast ration.
I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.
My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.
John Wayne Bobbitt was a university research chair with a sizeable endowment, until his fun-dong was suddenly cut off.
Witness the history of botched castrations at the Err in Spays Museum.