Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?
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Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.
Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.
What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.
You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.
I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
Santa puns really sleigh me.
Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.

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