How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
Santa puns really sleigh me.
Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?
I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.
Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.
You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.
What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.
Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.
Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.
Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.