Puns tagged ‘santa’:
04/22/17
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...12/25/16
Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/12/15
I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.  (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/25/14
Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/11/14
When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/24/13
What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/23/13
You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/30/11
What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo. (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...01/27/11
Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints? (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...12/22/10
Santa Claus – now that’s a fellow with charisma. Say what you like, the man has presents! (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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