Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.
I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.
When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.
What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.
What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.
Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?