How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
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(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Santa puns really sleigh me.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.
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