Santa puns really sleigh me.
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Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.
Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
Santa Claus – now that’s a fellow with charisma. Say what you like, the man has presents!
Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.
What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.
When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.
What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?