Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.
You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.
What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.
Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.
Santa puns really sleigh me.
Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.
Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.
Santa Claus – now that’s a fellow with charisma. Say what you like, the man has presents!
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.