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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘santa’:

10/25/17

Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.

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04/22/17

How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.

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12/25/16

Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.

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11/12/15

I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.

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12/25/14
Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
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06/11/14

When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.

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12/24/13

What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.

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12/23/13

You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.

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11/30/11

What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.

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01/27/11

Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners?  Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?

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