Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
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(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Santa Claus – now that’s a fellow with charisma. Say what you like, the man has presents!
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Santa puns really sleigh me.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.
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