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Puns tagged ‘santa’:

11/12/15

I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.

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12/25/14
Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
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06/11/14

When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.

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12/24/13

What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.

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12/23/13

You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.

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11/30/11

What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.

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01/27/11

Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners?  Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?

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12/22/10

Santa Claus – now that’s a fellow with charisma. Say what you like, the man has presents!

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12/25/09

Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.

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06/28/09

Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.

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