Santa Claus – now that’s a fellow with charisma. Say what you like, the man has presents!
Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.
I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.
When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.
What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.
What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.