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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘santa claus’:

10/25/17

Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.

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12/25/16

Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.

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12/25/14
Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
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12/24/14

When a bosomy St. Nick appeared to me in a dream, I began questioning my Santa titty.

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12/24/13

What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.

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07/01/12

I went to the North Pole, it was very see Nick.

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