For an archer, opportunity nocks.
The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.
Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.
Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss.
Monarchy is bad for the common people. When it reigns, it poors.
Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder. But booty is in the hand of the buttholder. Pain in the eye of the beeholder.
There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.
Almonds are created equal.
You’ll never be lonely in St. Louis. Missouri loves company.