Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
A leper doesn’t change his spots.
Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
Do dominatrixes always work in teams?
Yes – pervs of the leather flog together.
For an archer, opportunity nocks.
The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.
Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.
Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss.
Monarchy is bad for the common people. When it reigns, it poors.
Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder. But booty is in the hand of the buttholder. Pain in the eye of the beeholder.