Hear that they found evidence of cannibalism in the city of Lima?
Why yes – the Peruvian is in the pudding!
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Loading... (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...proverbs
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...People who spout proverbs tend to be arrogant. But then, there’s plenty officious in the supercili
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hideous mutants rarely eat together. There is no such thing as a freak lunch.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?
Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Why is revenge a dish best served cold?
Because, it’s just ice.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I believe Homeland Security depends on two things:
ED: What’s that?
NED: First, honouring our sheep, and second, constipating our pigeons.
ED: Really?
NED: Yes! Everyone knows that ewe-knighted we stand, while dove-voided we fall.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why are bovines well-behaved in pottery stores?
Because they are likable in a china shop!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Man cannot live on bread alone?
Nonsense!
As the Beatles famously sang, ‘All You Need Is Loaf’.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: St Patrick’s day is 10 months away. Should I work on my Irish accent?
ED: No, if it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
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