Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
proverbs
The Italian phone company didn’t worry when invoices to the capital weren’t sent out all at once – because Rome wasn’t billed in a day.
As scholars of dead languages, we want to have archaic and eat it too.
I got mugged in Switzerland, and I’ll never go back. Once Berned, twice shy.
Hear that they found evidence of cannibalism in the city of Lima?
Why yes – the Peruvian is in the pudding!
People who spout proverbs tend to be arrogant. But then, there’s plenty officious in the supercili
Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
Hideous mutants rarely eat together. There is no such thing as a freak lunch.
Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?
Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“
Why is revenge a dish best served cold?
Because, it’s just ice.