Man cannot live on bread alone?
Nonsense!
As the Beatles famously sang, ‘All You Need Is Loaf’.
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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Are most cabbies dangerous drivers? Like the old saying goes – nothing’s certain but death in taxis.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: I believe Homeland Security depends on two things:
ED: What’s that?
NED: First, honouring our sheep, and second, constipating our pigeons.
ED: Really?
NED: Yes! Everyone knows that ewe-knighted we stand, while dove-voided we fall.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: St Patrick’s day is 10 months away. Should I work on my Irish accent?
ED: No, if it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...If you are at the wrong end of a chainsaw accident, try to understand. To err is hew man.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Onan is an island.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does rubbing your hair with vinegar give you head lice?
Because he who acetates is loused.
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