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Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”

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The Italian phone company didn’t worry when invoices to the capital weren’t sent out all at once – because Rome wasn’t billed in a day.

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As scholars of dead languages, we want to have archaic and eat it too.

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I got mugged in Switzerland, and I’ll never go back. Once Berned, twice shy.

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Hear that they found evidence of cannibalism in the city of Lima?

Why yes – the Peruvian is in the pudding!

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People who spout proverbs tend to be arrogant. But then, there’s plenty officious in the supercili

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Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.

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Hideous mutants rarely eat together. There is no such thing as a freak lunch.

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Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?

Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“

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Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because, it’s just ice.

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