When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
proverbs
Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
Why do old donkeys rarely laugh?
Because a mule and his funny are soon parted!
Is Billy Idol satanic?
Yes – Mony is the root of all evil
The Italian phone company didn’t worry when invoices to the capital weren’t sent out all at once – because Rome wasn’t billed in a day.
A leper doesn’t change his spots.
For an archer, opportunity nocks.
Why is it filthy droids end up doing all the work?
Because a washed ‘bot never toils.
What did the out-of-work doctor say?
“Patients is a virtue!”
The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.