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As scholars of dead languages, we want to have archaic and eat it too.

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Viking motto: It takes a pillage to raze a child.

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Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.

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Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”

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A leper doesn’t change his spots.

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Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.

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Do dominatrixes always work in teams?

Yes – pervs of the leather flog together.

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For an archer, opportunity nocks.

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The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.

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Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.

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