NED: St Patrick’s day is 10 months away. Should I work on my Irish accent?
ED: No, if it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Are most cabbies dangerous drivers? Like the old saying goes – nothing’s certain but death in taxis.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Why do old donkeys rarely laugh?
Because a mule and his funny are soon parted!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why should you just defecate in your hands if you really have to go?
Because a turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Why is it filthy droids end up doing all the work?
Because a washed ‘bot never toils.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The Italian phone company didn’t worry when invoices to the capital weren’t sent out all at once – because Rome wasn’t billed in a day.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does it not matter when Germans scratch their butts?
Because ass-itch in time saves nein.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
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