Puns tagged ‘proverbs’:
10/18/13
Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/16/13
Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss.  (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Monarchy is bad for the common people. When it reigns, it poors.  (6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...12/09/12
Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder. But booty is in the hand of the buttholder. Pain in the eye of the beeholder. (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ...09/18/11
There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/29/11
Almonds are created equal. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...03/10/11
You’ll never be lonely in St. Louis. Missouri loves company. (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...08/12/10
If you are at the wrong end of a chainsaw accident, try to understand. To err is hew man. (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/29/10
Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts. (4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5) Loading ... |
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