If you are at the wrong end of a chainsaw accident, try to understand. To err is hew man.
When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
Onan is an island.
Why does rubbing your hair with vinegar give you head lice?
Because he who acetates is loused.
Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.
Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
As scholars of dead languages, we want to have archaic and eat it too.
I got mugged in Switzerland, and I’ll never go back. Once Berned, twice shy.
Hear that they found evidence of cannibalism in the city of Lima?
Why yes – the Peruvian is in the pudding!