Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.
Why does it not matter when Germans scratch their butts?
Because ass-itch in time saves nein.
When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
As scholars of dead languages, we want to have archaic and eat it too.
Viking motto: It takes a pillage to raze a child.
Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.
Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
A leper doesn’t change his spots.
Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
Do dominatrixes always work in teams?
Yes – pervs of the leather flog together.