Monarchy is bad for the common people. When it reigns, it poors.
proverbs
Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
Why is revenge a dish best served cold?
Because, it’s just ice.
Hear that they found evidence of cannibalism in the city of Lima?
Why yes – the Peruvian is in the pudding!
Why does it not matter when Germans scratch their butts?
Because ass-itch in time saves nein.
Do dominatrixes always work in teams?
Yes – pervs of the leather flog together.
You’ll never be lonely in St. Louis. Missouri loves company.
Viking motto: It takes a pillage to raze a child.
Man cannot live on bread alone?
Nonsense!
As the Beatles famously sang, ‘All You Need Is Loaf’.
Are most cabbies dangerous drivers? Like the old saying goes – nothing’s certain but death in taxis.