01/10/201802/06/2018 The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
10/18/201310/18/2013 Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
02/16/201302/16/2013 Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss. Share this pun (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
12/13/201201/02/2013 Monarchy is bad for the common people. When it reigns, it poors. Share this pun (6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading...
12/13/201212/09/2012 Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth. Share this pun (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading...
02/09/201202/12/2012 Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder. But booty is in the hand of the buttholder. Pain in the eye of the beeholder. Share this pun (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading...
09/15/201109/18/2011 There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
04/15/201104/29/2011 Almonds are created equal. Share this pun (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading...
03/10/201103/10/2011 You’ll never be lonely in St. Louis. Missouri loves company. Share this pun (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading...
08/15/201008/12/2010 If you are at the wrong end of a chainsaw accident, try to understand. To err is hew man. Share this pun (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading...
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