If you are at the wrong end of a chainsaw accident, try to understand. To err is hew man.
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(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does rubbing your hair with vinegar give you head lice?
Because he who acetates is loused.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.
(6 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
(15 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...The Italian phone company didn’t worry when invoices to the capital weren’t sent out all at once – because Rome wasn’t billed in a day.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...As scholars of dead languages, we want to have archaic and eat it too.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I got mugged in Switzerland, and I’ll never go back. Once Berned, twice shy.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear that they found evidence of cannibalism in the city of Lima?
Why yes – the Peruvian is in the pudding!
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