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Puns tagged ‘proverbs’:

10/18/13

Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say,nob-less oblige’.

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02/16/13

Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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01/02/13

Monarchy is bad for the common people. When it reigns, it poors.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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12/09/12

Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.

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02/12/12

Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder. But booty is in the hand of the buttholder. Pain in the eye of the beeholder.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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09/18/11

There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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04/29/11

Almonds are created equal.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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03/10/11

You’ll never be lonely in St. Louis. Missouri loves company.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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08/12/10

If you are at the wrong end of a chainsaw accident, try to understand. To err is hew man.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/29/10

Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)
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