Hear that they found evidence of cannibalism in the city of Lima?
Why yes – the Peruvian is in the pudding!
Hear that they found evidence of cannibalism in the city of Lima?
Why yes – the Peruvian is in the pudding!
Why does it not matter when Germans scratch their butts?
Because ass-itch in time saves nein.
Do dominatrixes always work in teams?
Yes – pervs of the leather flog together.
You’ll never be lonely in St. Louis. Missouri loves company.
Viking motto: It takes a pillage to raze a child.
Man cannot live on bread alone?
Nonsense!
As the Beatles famously sang, ‘All You Need Is Loaf’.
Are most cabbies dangerous drivers? Like the old saying goes – nothing’s certain but death in taxis.
NED: I believe Homeland Security depends on two things:
ED: What’s that?
NED: First, honouring our sheep, and second, constipating our pigeons.
ED: Really?
NED: Yes! Everyone knows that ewe-knighted we stand, while dove-voided we fall.
Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.
There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.