Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
As scholars of dead languages, we want to have archaic and eat it too.
I got mugged in Switzerland, and I’ll never go back. Once Berned, twice shy.
Hear that they found evidence of cannibalism in the city of Lima?
Why yes – the Peruvian is in the pudding!
Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
Hideous mutants rarely eat together. There is no such thing as a freak lunch.
Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?
Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“
Why is revenge a dish best served cold?
Because, it’s just ice.