Why do old donkeys rarely laugh?
Because a mule and his funny are soon parted!
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Is Billy Idol satanic?
Yes – Mony is the root of all evil
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The Italian phone company didn’t worry when invoices to the capital weren’t sent out all at once – because Rome wasn’t billed in a day.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A leper doesn’t change his spots.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...For an archer, opportunity nocks.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why is it filthy droids end up doing all the work?
Because a washed ‘bot never toils.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What did the out-of-work doctor say?
“Patients is a virtue!”
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Why are bovines well-behaved in pottery stores?
Because they are likable in a china shop!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?
Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“
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