The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: All my pimples are named ‘Benedict XVI’…
ED: Hmm, I don’t know. You shouldn’t pope your zits.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?
Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...If Ferris were pontiff, he’d be very Pope Bueller.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The pope just turned 90. So the Vatican had a big celibation.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I saw Benedict kneeling over.
ED: Is he OK?
NED: Yeah he’s just praying. Don’t worry, everything’s pope-ascetic.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The Vatican TV channel is no longer free. They’re switching to pope-per-view.
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