What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw.
Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion.
Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.
The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us.
The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.
People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy.
NED: I saw Benedict kneeling over.
ED: Is he OK?
NED: Yeah he’s just praying. Don’t worry, everything’s pope-ascetic.