Why does the Pope travel so much?
Because he’s a roamin’ Catholic!
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...The Vatican ordered that the corpse of every future saint be blown to bits by artillery fire — “Because,” said the Pope, “they must be cannonized.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: All my pimples are named ‘Benedict XVI’…
ED: Hmm, I don’t know. You shouldn’t pope your zits.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?
Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!
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