Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?
Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!
Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?
Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!
If Ferris were pontiff, he’d be very Pope Bueller.
The pope just turned 90. So the Vatican had a big celibation.
NED: I saw Benedict kneeling over.
ED: Is he OK?
NED: Yeah he’s just praying. Don’t worry, everything’s pope-ascetic.
When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
The Vatican TV channel is no longer free. They’re switching to pope-per-view.
What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw.
Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion.