Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?

Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!

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NED: I saw Benedict kneeling over.
ED: Is he OK?
NED: Yeah he’s just praying. Don’t worry, everything’s pope-ascetic.

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When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.

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