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Puns tagged ‘pope’:

04/09/16

Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.

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10/23/15

The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw.

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12/14/13

People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy.

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07/20/13

When the pope does a cannonball, it’s pond-effects maximus!

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03/14/13

The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.

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08/18/12

If Ferris were pontiff, he’d be very Pope Bueller.

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04/29/10

The bishop was an excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys.

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01/01/10

Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.

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10/16/07

The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.

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08/01/07

The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion.

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