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NED: I saw Benedict kneeling over.
ED: Is he OK?
NED: Yeah he’s just praying. Don’t worry, everything’s pope-ascetic.

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When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.

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The Vatican TV channel is no longer free. They’re switching to pope-per-view.

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What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”

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The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw.

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Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.

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The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion.

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The Vatican ordered that the corpse of every future saint be blown to bits by artillery fire — “Because,” said the Pope, “they must be cannonized.”

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Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.

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The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us.

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