Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
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When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
The Vatican TV channel is no longer free. They’re switching to pope-per-view.
What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.
NED: All my pimples are named ‘Benedict XVI’…
ED: Hmm, I don’t know. You shouldn’t pope your zits.
If Ferris were pontiff, he’d be very Pope Bueller.
The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.
The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw.
People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy.