NED: I saw Benedict kneeling over.
ED: Is he OK?
NED: Yeah he’s just praying. Don’t worry, everything’s pope-ascetic.
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When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
The Vatican TV channel is no longer free. They’re switching to pope-per-view.
What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw.
Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion.
The Vatican ordered that the corpse of every future saint be blown to bits by artillery fire — “Because,” said the Pope, “they must be cannonized.”
Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.
The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us.