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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘pope’:

04/09/16

Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.

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10/23/15

The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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12/14/13

People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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07/20/13

When the pope does a cannonball, it’s pond-effects maximus!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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03/14/13

The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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08/18/12

If Ferris were pontiff, he’d be very Pope Bueller.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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04/29/10

The bishop was an excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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01/01/10

Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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10/16/07

The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.

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08/01/07

The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)
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