pope puns :: PunGents.com

NED: All my pimples are named ‘Benedict XVI’…
ED: Hmm, I don’t know. You shouldn’t pope your zits.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

If Ferris were pontiff, he’d be very Pope Bueller.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.

(Rate This Pun)

What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

When the pope does a cannonball, it’s pond-effects maximus!

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

The bishop was an excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)