The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I saw Benedict kneeling over.
ED: Is he OK?
NED: Yeah he’s just praying. Don’t worry, everything’s pope-ascetic.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The bishop was an excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The Vatican TV channel is no longer free. They’re switching to pope-per-view.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.
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