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Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.

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The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us.

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The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.

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People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy.

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NED: I saw Benedict kneeling over.
ED: Is he OK?
NED: Yeah he’s just praying. Don’t worry, everything’s pope-ascetic.

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The bishop was an excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys.

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The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.

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Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.

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When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.

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The Vatican TV channel is no longer free. They’re switching to pope-per-view.

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