The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.
What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw.
People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy.
When the pope does a cannonball, it’s pond-effects maximus!
The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.
If Ferris were pontiff, he’d be very Pope Bueller.
The bishop was an excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys.
Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.