Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?
Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...If Ferris were pontiff, he’d be very Pope Bueller.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The pope just turned 90. So the Vatican had a big celibation.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I saw Benedict kneeling over.
ED: Is he OK?
NED: Yeah he’s just praying. Don’t worry, everything’s pope-ascetic.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The Vatican TV channel is no longer free. They’re switching to pope-per-view.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion.
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