The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion.
Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.
The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us.
The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.
People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy.
NED: I saw Benedict kneeling over.
ED: Is he OK?
NED: Yeah he’s just praying. Don’t worry, everything’s pope-ascetic.
The bishop was an excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys.
The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.
Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.