NED: I saw Benedict kneeling over.
ED: Is he OK?
NED: Yeah he’s just praying. Don’t worry, everything’s pope-ascetic.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Vatican TV channel is no longer free. They’re switching to pope-per-view.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does the Pope travel so much?
Because he’s a roamin’ Catholic!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...The Vatican ordered that the corpse of every future saint be blown to bits by artillery fire — “Because,” said the Pope, “they must be cannonized.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.
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