The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When the pope does a cannonball, it’s pond-effects maximus!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If Ferris were pontiff, he’d be very Pope Bueller.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The bishop was an excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.
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