Puns tagged ‘pope’:
04/09/16
Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw.  (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/14/13
People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/20/13
When the pope does a cannonball, it’s pond-effects maximus! (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/14/13
The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/18/12
If Ferris were pontiff, he’d be very Pope Bueller. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/29/10
The bishop was an excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys.  (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...01/01/10
Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects. (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/16/07
The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/01/07
The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion. (4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5) Loading ... |
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