Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...When the pope ordered Catholics to follow his example and gird their loins, he was accused of robing ‘peter’ to pape all.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The Vatican TV channel is no longer free. They’re switching to pope-per-view.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: All my pimples are named ‘Benedict XVI’…
ED: Hmm, I don’t know. You shouldn’t pope your zits.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...If Ferris were pontiff, he’d be very Pope Bueller.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy.
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