Puns tagged ‘pope’:
04/09/16
Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...10/23/15
The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/14/13
People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/20/13
When the pope does a cannonball, it’s pond-effects maximus! (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/14/13
The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/18/12
If Ferris were pontiff, he’d be very Pope Bueller. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/29/10
The bishop was an excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...01/01/10
Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects. (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/16/07
The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/01/07
The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion. (4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5) Loading ... |
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