The Vatican TV channel is no longer free. They’re switching to pope-per-view.
What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.
NED: All my pimples are named ‘Benedict XVI’…
ED: Hmm, I don’t know. You shouldn’t pope your zits.
If Ferris were pontiff, he’d be very Pope Bueller.
The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.
Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw.
People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy.
When the pope does a cannonball, it’s pond-effects maximus!