What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
The pope banned cartoons of my ex wife Cathy. He did it Ex Cathy draw.
Never negotiate with a hungry pontiff. It’s better to have a Pope-is-full discussion.
The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion.
The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us.
The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.
People scream out Francis’ name: he’s a Pope ulular guy.
The bishop was an excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys.
When the pope does a cannonball, it’s pond-effects maximus!