Today, people are drinking enough liquid to turn the O’sheas green.
NED: St Patrick’s day is 10 months away. Should I work on my Irish accent?
ED: No, if it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
What do Jamaicans say on St. Patrick’s Day?
“Kiss me, I’m Irie.“
Irish puns are the most O’ffensive.
It’s St. Patrick’s Day; did you just buy a coloured lager, or are you just a green with me?
You’re doing just fine without an Irish accent. If it ain’t brogue don’t fix it.
I invested in potatoes, because someone said I’d be Dublin my fortune. So Irished everything I had.
St. Patrick’s Day in New Orleans is a wonderful O’Cajun.
St. Patrick’s Day? It ain’t over til it’s clover.