Irish puns are the most O’ffensive.
You’re doing just fine without an Irish accent. If it ain’t brogue don’t fix it.
St. Patrick’s Day? It ain’t over til it’s clover.
It’s St. Patrick’s Day; did you just buy a coloured lager, or are you just a green with me?
I invested in potatoes, because someone said I’d be Dublin my fortune. So Irished everything I had.
Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team. The event is St. Patrick’s Day and our team works for a power/electric utility. ~Tricia, Sanford, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Lucky Strikes
- Leprechauntract Demand
- Power Alleys
- Electric Buzzards
- Power Delivery
- Noah’s Arcs
- Fuse to Lose
- Hertz So Good
- The Family Joules
- Lightning Strikes
- Natural Monopoly
- Spare Power
- Split Circuits
- Circuits du Solar [Cirque du Soleil]
- Thanks for the donation!
Today, people are drinking enough liquid to turn the O’sheas green.
NED: St Patrick’s day is 10 months away. Should I work on my Irish accent?
ED: No, if it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
What do Jamaicans say on St. Patrick’s Day?
“Kiss me, I’m Irie.“