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Puns tagged ‘weddings’:

08/06/15

Where are there the most wedding dress shops? A: Aisle of White.

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05/14/15

An expensive divorce, i.e. a wedding share-money.

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01/28/15

When it comes to confetti, I rice to the occasion.

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11/15/14

There’s a new reality show about newlyweds who don’t send notes after their wedding, aka Shirk Thank.

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05/28/13

Metallica wrote an album full of diet tips on wedding weight loss. Aka Bride, the Lightening.

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03/16/13
Don’t get engaged on St. Patrick’s day. You may get a shamrock.
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03/12/11

The unhappy bride came with a quite a doury.

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02/08/11

TIE THE KNIT

Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a feature about knitted royal weddings (William and Kate Middleton). I need a short pun that incorporates knitting, weddings and royalty! ~Elaine, Colchester, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Windsors tie the knit
  2. Such a needles expense!
  3. Not a crochety couple
  4. We’re all for gauge marriage
  5. All eyes will be swatching
  6. Kate seems comfortable in her skein.
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11/24/10

SAVIOUR THE DATE!

Dear Pun Gents, I’m making a movie poster for an art history class on early Netherlandish paintings and I’m trying to crack a joke about the ‘mystic marriage’ of St. Catherine to the baby Jesus. HELP! What would make a funny title? ~Leslie, Baton Rouge, LA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. My How He’s Groom!
  2. J.C. and the Pious Cats
  3. Saviour the Date!
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03/25/10

Which dangerous celebrity prohibited confetti at his wedding? Chuck No Rice.

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