Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
When it comes to confetti, I rice to the occasion.
An expensive divorce, i.e. a wedding share-money.
The unhappy bride came with a quite a doury.
Where are there the most wedding dress shops? A: Aisle of White.
Which dangerous celebrity prohibited confetti at his wedding? Chuck No Rice.
There’s a new reality show about newlyweds who don’t send notes after their wedding, aka Shirk Thank.
Metallica wrote an album full of diet tips on wedding weight loss. Aka Bride, the Lightening.
TIE THE KNIT
Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a feature about knitted royal weddings (William and Kate Middleton). I need a short pun that incorporates knitting, weddings and royalty! ~Elaine, Colchester, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Windsors tie the knit
- Such a needles expense!
- Not a crochety couple
- We’re all for gauge marriage
- All eyes will be swatching
- Kate seems comfortable in her skein.