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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘weddings’:

08/06/15

Where are there the most wedding dress shops? A: Aisle of White.

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05/14/15

An expensive divorce, i.e. a wedding share-money.

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01/28/15

When it comes to confetti, I rice to the occasion.

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11/15/14

There’s a new reality show about newlyweds who don’t send notes after their wedding, aka Shirk Thank.

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05/28/13

Metallica wrote an album full of diet tips on wedding weight loss. Aka Bride, the Lightening.

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03/16/13
Don’t get engaged on St. Patrick’s day. You may get a shamrock.
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03/12/11

The unhappy bride came with a quite a doury.

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02/08/11

TIE THE KNIT

Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a feature about knitted royal weddings (William and Kate Middleton). I need a short pun that incorporates knitting, weddings and royalty! ~Elaine, Colchester, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Windsors tie the knit
  2. Such a needles expense!
  3. Not a crochety couple
  4. We’re all for gauge marriage
  5. All eyes will be swatching
  6. Kate seems comfortable in her skein.
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11/24/10

SAVIOUR THE DATE!

Dear Pun Gents, I’m making a movie poster for an art history class on early Netherlandish paintings and I’m trying to crack a joke about the ‘mystic marriage’ of St. Catherine to the baby Jesus. HELP! What would make a funny title? ~Leslie, Baton Rouge, LA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. My How He’s Groom!
  2. J.C. and the Pious Cats
  3. Saviour the Date!
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03/25/10

Which dangerous celebrity prohibited confetti at his wedding? Chuck No Rice.

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