An expensive divorce, i.e. a wedding share-money.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...When it comes to confetti, I rice to the occasion.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Where are there the most wedding dress shops? A: Aisle of White.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s a new reality show about newlyweds who don’t send notes after their wedding, aka Shirk Thank.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Which dangerous celebrity prohibited confetti at his wedding? Chuck No Rice.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The unhappy bride came with a quite a doury.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Don’t get engaged on St. Patrick’s day. You may get a shamrock.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Metallica wrote an album full of diet tips on wedding weight loss. Aka Bride, the Lightening.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...TIE THE KNIT
Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a feature about knitted royal weddings (William and Kate Middleton). I need a short pun that incorporates knitting, weddings and royalty! ~Elaine, Colchester, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Windsors tie the knit
- Such a needles expense!
- Not a crochety couple
- We’re all for gauge marriage
- All eyes will be swatching
- Kate seems comfortable in her skein.
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