Puns tagged ‘royalty’:
01/27/12
I offered Jell-o to Prince William, and was accused of pudding on heirs.
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Noblemen don’t take any crap.
Edward VIII’s crown was throne away.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a feature about knitted royal weddings (William and Kate Middleton). I need a short pun that incorporates knitting, weddings and royalty! ~Elaine, Colchester, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Windsors tie the knit
- Such a needles expense!
- Not a crochety couple
- We’re all for gauge marriage
- All eyes will be swatching
- Kate seems comfortable in her skein.
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