I offered Jell-o to Prince William, and was accused of pudding on heirs.
Noblemen don’t take any crap.
Which celeb has furry hands? Prints Harry.
After getting drunk and bench-pressing the Queen, Prince Charles had to be heir-lifted to hospital.
Edward VIII‘s crown was throne away.
TIE THE KNIT
Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a feature about knitted royal weddings (William and Kate Middleton). I need a short pun that incorporates knitting, weddings and royalty! ~Elaine, Colchester, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Windsors tie the knit
- Such a needles expense!
- Not a crochety couple
- We’re all for gauge marriage
- All eyes will be swatching
- Kate seems comfortable in her skein.