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Puns tagged ‘royalty’:

01/27/12

I offered Jell-o to Prince William, and was accused of pudding on heirs.

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11/27/11

Noblemen don’t take any crap.

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05/19/11

Edward VIII‘s crown was throne away.

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02/08/11

TIE THE KNIT

Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a feature about knitted royal weddings (William and Kate Middleton). I need a short pun that incorporates knitting, weddings and royalty! ~Elaine, Colchester, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Windsors tie the knit
  2. Such a needles expense!
  3. Not a crochety couple
  4. We’re all for gauge marriage
  5. All eyes will be swatching
  6. Kate seems comfortable in her skein.
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