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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘rituals’:

01/28/15

When it comes to confetti, I rice to the occasion.

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02/16/12

If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer.

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04/06/11

NED: So, I was a guest at a Jewish circumcision.
ED: Really.
NED: The hosts actually charged admission to watch, and made us line up outside!
ED: Really.
NED: I couldn’t believe their nerve—such queue bris!

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