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Puns tagged ‘rituals’:

01/28/15

When it comes to confetti, I rice to the occasion.

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02/16/12

If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer.

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04/06/11

NED: So, I was a guest at a Jewish circumcision.
ED: Really.
NED: The hosts actually charged admission to watch, and made us line up outside!
ED: Really.
NED: I couldn’t believe their nerve—such queue bris!

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