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Puns tagged ‘bread’:

04/29/15

The bun rises in the yeast.

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10/19/13

What’s the side effect of eating at a Jewish bakery? Challah toasts is.

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10/09/12

I love bread. I’m a gluten for bunishment.

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09/28/12

If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.

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02/16/12

If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer.

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05/09/11

The Pillsbury Doughboy came from the Yeast, when he was a leaven. He is always baked or fried, and since he got back home he spends all day in drawers. And a little known fact: he is a product of inbreading, and has special kneads.

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04/05/11

A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (11 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5)
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