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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘bread’:

04/29/15

The bun rises in the yeast.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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10/19/13

What’s the side effect of eating at a Jewish bakery? Challah toasts is.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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10/09/12

I love bread. I’m a gluten for bunishment.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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09/28/12

If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.

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02/16/12

If you want to hand out communion, you have to assign a wafer.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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05/09/11

The Pillsbury Doughboy came from the Yeast, when he was a leaven. He is always baked or fried, and since he got back home he spends all day in drawers. And a little known fact: he is a product of inbreading, and has special kneads.

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04/05/11

A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (11 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5)
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