I never ask my dentist and his wife to come for dinner. If he hears about a party, he complains, “Why gingivitis over?“
If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.
The man who hated fake politeness was so renowned, when he died they preserved him in formality hide.
Sexual harassment is a big problem at tap-ass bars.
Wearing your hat indoors is a fedoral offence.