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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘etiquette’:

03/31/14

I never ask my dentist and his wife to come for dinner. If he hears about a party, he complains, “Why gingivitis over?

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09/28/12

If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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07/17/10

The man who hated fake politeness was so renowned, when he died they preserved him in formality hide.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/21/10

Sexual harassment is a big problem at tap-ass bars.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)
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07/23/05

Wearing your hat indoors is a fedoral offence.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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