If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.
The man who hated fake politeness was so renowned, when he died they preserved him in formality hide.
Wearing your hat indoors is a fedoral offence.
I never ask my dentist and his wife to come for dinner. If he hears about a party, he complains, “Why gingivitis over?“
Sexual harassment is a big problem at tap-ass bars.