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Puns tagged ‘etiquette’:

03/31/14

I never ask my dentist and his wife to come for dinner. If he hears about a party, he complains, “Why gingivitis over?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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09/28/12

If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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07/17/10

The man who hated fake politeness was so renowned, when he died they preserved him in formality hide.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/21/10

Sexual harassment is a big problem at tap-ass bars.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)
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07/23/05

Wearing your hat indoors is a fedoral offence.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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