Wearing your hat indoors is a fedoral offence.
If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.
The man who hated fake politeness was so renowned, when he died they preserved him in formality hide.
I never ask my dentist and his wife to come for dinner. If he hears about a party, he complains, “Why gingivitis over?“
Sexual harassment is a big problem at tap-ass bars.