For a man to be teased by a flightless bird is rather emusculating.
Growing up I was mocked for my love of potato chips. Now I’m gonna show all the taters.
After I gave my childhood tormentor a wedgie I was accused of acting unfashion a bully.
Bullying is everywhere! Even a slice of bread, who was too shy to talk to the other slices of bread, was accused of acting a loaf.
The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.
Calling someone average is mean, which is sadistically significant. It may seem alpha and games but if they are not normal, and have a fat tail, your attempts to beta them will exceed standard critical values. So be a nice Chi.
Dear Pun Gents, anti-bullying awareness is coming up in our hospital and we’re looking for a good slogan to put on a pink t-shirt. Any ideas would be sooooo appreciated! ~Helen, Parry Sound, ON
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- This is a tease hurt
- I like intimate dating, not intimidating.
- This is not a bully market
- Sorry, I’m just not following the threat?
- I’ve [literally] got something on my chest – back off bullies