The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.
Growing up I was mocked for my love of potato chips. Now I’m gonna show all the taters.
Bullying is everywhere! Even a slice of bread, who was too shy to talk to the other slices of bread, was accused of acting a loaf.
After I gave my childhood tormentor a wedgie I was accused of acting unfashion a bully.
For a man to be teased by a flightless bird is rather emusculating.
Calling someone average is mean, which is sadistically significant. It may seem alpha and games but if they are not normal, and have a fat tail, your attempts to beta them will exceed standard critical values. So be a nice Chi.
Dear Pun Gents, anti-bullying awareness is coming up in our hospital and we’re looking for a good slogan to put on a pink t-shirt. Any ideas would be sooooo appreciated! ~Helen, Parry Sound, ON
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- This is a tease hurt
- I like intimate dating, not intimidating.
- This is not a bully market
- Sorry, I’m just not following the threat?
- I’ve [literally] got something on my chest – back off bullies