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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘bullying’:

02/19/17

The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.

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05/08/15

After I gave my childhood tormentor a wedgie I was accused of acting unfashion a bully.

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03/12/14

For a man to be teased by a flightless bird is rather emusculating.

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07/15/13

Calling someone average is mean, which is sadistically significant. It may seem alpha and games but if they are not normal, and have a fat tail, your attempts to beta them will exceed standard critical values. So be a nice Chi.

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02/09/11

TOTAL BULLONEY

Dear Pun Gents, anti-bullying awareness is coming up in our hospital and we’re looking for a good slogan to put on a pink t-shirt. Any ideas would be sooooo appreciated! ~Helen, Parry Sound, ON

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. This is a tease hurt
  2. I like intimate dating, not intimidating.
  3. This is not a bully market
  4. Sorry, I’m just not following the threat?
  5. I’ve [literally] got something on my chest – back off bullies
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