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Puns tagged ‘bullying’:

05/08/15

After I gave my childhood tormentor a wedgie I was accused of acting unfashion a bully.

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03/12/14

For a man to be teased by a flightless bird is rather emusculating.

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07/15/13

Calling someone average is mean, which is sadistically significant. It may seem alpha and games but if they are not normal, and have a fat tail, your attempts to beta them will exceed standard critical values. So be a nice Chi.

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02/09/11

TOTAL BULLONEY

Dear Pun Gents, anti-bullying awareness is coming up in our hospital and we’re looking for a good slogan to put on a pink t-shirt. Any ideas would be sooooo appreciated! ~Helen, Parry Sound, ON

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. This is a tease hurt
  2. I like intimate dating, not intimidating.
  3. This is not a bully market
  4. Sorry, I’m just not following the threat?
  5. I’ve [literally] got something on my chest – back off bullies
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